hockeynats
This is where I rant about hockey (sorry)
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Hi, I'm Nats, 25, and I like hockey! Golden Knights/Oilers/Sabres/Team Germany/Kölner Haie! (she/her)
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hockeynats · 16 days ago
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one of my favorite situations in hockey has to be when the ref is like.
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hockeynats · 16 days ago
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absolute scenes in Köln after their win: LMA doing his post game interview with his kid, Momü skating with with his daughter who’s dressed in halloween costume and Hudáček roughhousing with the mascot and then doing a cartwheel 😭
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hockeynats · 1 month ago
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girls supporting girls
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hockeynats · 2 months ago
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For everyone who may be unaware: Thomas Greiss was kicked out of the German national team in 2021 for liking N*zi posts.
You can't tell me that there was literally no other goalie in the entire world who could've filled in for a few games
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Hä?
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YOUR GOALIE SITUATION CAN'T BE DIRE ENOUGH TO BRING THAT PIECE OF SHIT OUT OF RETIREMENT 🤮
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hockeynats · 2 months ago
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Hä?
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YOUR GOALIE SITUATION CAN'T BE DIRE ENOUGH TO BRING THAT PIECE OF SHIT OUT OF RETIREMENT 🤮
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hockeynats · 2 months ago
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Hockey is BACK, baby!!
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hockeynats · 2 months ago
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First penalty of the season, not even 10 minutes in.... Louis-Marc Aubry, the man that you are
(Photo taken from the other side of the arena but I swear that's him)
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hockeynats · 2 months ago
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Getting feisty + the consequences | Credits: x
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hockeynats · 4 months ago
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Laundry wouldn't suck so bad if the dry cycle wasn't so much longer than the wash cycle
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hockeynats · 7 months ago
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cunty flower send tweet
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hockeynats · 8 months ago
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Absolutely impeccable choice of words in this headline
("NHL: Strong Stützle tops Draisaitl")
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hockeynats · 8 months ago
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Jack literally riding Sam Benett to a goal.
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hockeynats · 8 months ago
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Hockey Poetry Calendar, 1/12: Nikos Kazantzakis. [x]
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hockeynats · 10 months ago
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hockeynats · 10 months ago
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Maybe the real Rainer von der Steuerfahndung is the Jens-Jens Baumann we found along the way. Oder so
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hockeynats · 10 months ago
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Hör mir mal gut zu. Du wolltest Gerechtigkeit, dafür bist du losgezogen. Und die hast du jetzt, kapiert? Das heißt, es gibt für dich nur noch eine Sache zu tun. Brav fröhlich sein, dass der liebe Gott das alles ganz genau so eingerichtet hat, okay? Fertig, amen.
Schüttel das ab, Leo. Wir brauchen dich hier.
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hockeynats · 10 months ago
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louis-marc aubry & nick bailen
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