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Anyone else disgusted and traumatized over the last moments we get to see Ben. Confused. Mutated beyond all reason. Without his family, and turned into a monster like he’s been thought of his whole life. Remember the timid little boy who was forced to kill a whole room of bank robbers and came out covered in blood, disassociating and wanting to go home? Yeah so he dies and then dies again and loses all memory of his family and loses the other family he has and then rejects the other one and turns into a monstocity that kills them all and it turns out he never got to be happy again and he was just there to murder people when the plot needed and be a vessel to suffer and die pointlessly

And “this was supposed to be ben’s season” when he doesn’t even to say goodbye. He barely even has a place in the season at all.

“This is a happy ending”

Are you out of your mind??

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I thought that I couldn't hate S4 more but then I remembered that...

Five and Diego die without reconciliation and hating each other

Klaus dies without knowing how the Original Ben died

Diego dies without knowing if Lila fell in love with Five or not because she never answered the question

Lila died after not seeing her kids for nearly 7 years

Luther died without finding Sloane, the only person he was in love with

Allison died leaving behind Claire, the one person she sacrificed everything for

Ben died as a monster without his consciousness, unable to say goodbye to his siblings

But most of all, they all died to become flowers meanwhile the fucking Handler had a happy ending🤡

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Tbh I was disappointed with the finale season of the umbrella academy, they took an amazing show loved by so many and ruined so many aspects of, it's like they failed our beloved characters and betrayed them, the only good thing about it was being able to see the characters that we adore and the actors doing their best on our screen, other than that...... there's a lot to discuss and I don't even know where to start

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i think a forehead kiss from mark hoffman would cure my daddy issues

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La Desespere

[ID: A redraw of Le Désespéré (The Desperate Man) by Gustave Courbet as Amanda Young in the reverse bear trap. The piece has a similar texture to the original painting, but the colors are tinted green in accuracy to the movie. End ID.]

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Alright, so after watching the entire season I must say I do have quite some criticism regarding almost everything, and I'm not entirely delighted at how the story was handled and transferred to the screen, but I do believe that I can say with great confidence that I enjoyed whatever little moments we had of Penelope and her mother Portia in the last episode more than any side plot of the entire season

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I sleep for two hours only to wake up to find mcr and saw trending!!!! Wtf is happening... what's going on on tumblr.com??

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the romances in hatchetfield fuck me up so bad like. every time. like youve got:

the most normal couple of all time, except one of them always seems to understand when the world is going to end and they inevitably are driven apart by something out of their control.

two grungy teens/young adults who will never get a happy ending so long as theyre together

a woman who everyone forgets and the man who falls in love with her every time he meets her again and again and again.

high school sweethearts haunted by their pasts and sometimes their futures, too.

a nerd and a 'cool kid', who just keep trying to sacrifice themselves for each other despite something interrupting them every time.

romance is not dead in hatchetfield! except for the fact that it usually ends up dying horribly and tragically.

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here's the thing about the barbecue monologues, I only have 2 words for that: fuckin' transcendent.

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here's the thing about the barbecue monologues, I only have 2 words for that: fuckin' transcendent.

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The relationship between a serial killer demon bully and the batshit puritan girl that killed him because she thought he was hot, is something that can be so personal

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Saw AU where Hoffman rescues Adam from the bathroom trap and tries to keep it a secret, but everyone slowly finds out because Hoffman keeps adopting his speech patterns.

Hoffman: "epic bad luck"

John: *suspicious side-eye*

Hoffman: "Wow, this guy's a real bullshitter. World class jerk. What a loser-man."

Lawrence, looking around in confusion: "Adam?"

Amanda, testing her theory: "This bitch empty"

Hoffman, on instinct at this point: YEET!

Amanda: I FUCKING KNEW IT, WHERE IS HE?

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I miss the good old days *sighs* (two days ago when saw was trending on tumblr dotcom)

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Too many people misinterpret Hoffman as some soulless emotionless killer for my liking. SORRY but in Saw V his internal conflict and distress is so obvious… after killing seth you’re able to see how distraught he is and man is near tears and shaking in john’s workshop and literally crying after kidnapping paul… then saying he Feels Remorse??? But no yeah ur right he just wants to torture people..

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He didn't even move Angelina's picture to make space for his new award. Instead he threw it on the desk like it didn't mean anything. Because to him, it really doesn't. Nothing matters to him anymore.