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art_dailydose on ig

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I wish there was less pop culture about Vikings as a 'warrior culture'. I'd love to play like...Stardew Valley but with Vikings...

Raise goats and plant oats and have complicated legal arguments at the Althing. Show off your impressive new beard ribbons.

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I had a dream that the new Meme was ultralight camping elitism and all you do is post pictures of bare-minimum camping setups and talk about how cool you are for being able to survive in that

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“i wish i could go on platonic dates with people”

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In case you’re wondering how smart rats can be, and if Ratatouille is real, then allow me to share this story: I once had two rats, River and Chell, both rescued from a laboratory as babies. Chell was whip-smart and liked to ride around on my shoulders as I walked around the apartment. She would recognize places she wanted to go, such as her cage or the sofa, and I would raise my arm up to let her run across to her objective. She quickly cottoned on to this and, in an entirely self-taught behavior, would run to one of my shoulders or another and tug on my sleeve, to signal me to raise my arm in the direction she wanted. In this manner she was able to steer me around the apartment and would frequently use me as a taxi instead of walking herself. She then taught her sister how to do it too.

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Snowy Pastel Winter Scenes by Katarzyna Gritzmann

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Me on my way to watch Avengers Endgame

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Do not latch on to the abstracted personalities of bloggers and treat us like we are not actual humans. You do not “ship” real people together, and there are no “headcanons” to be made about human beings

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So my psychiatrist wanted me to take an IQ test and I wasn’t really sure why, the dude is pretty eccentric but I suppose it’s for demographic purposes and you’ll never fuckin guess what I got

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do you think whoever made the biohazard symbol was purposefully trying to create the coolest logo anyone would ever make 

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i don’t know why this even needs saying, but poly relationships aren’t for everyone. “love triangles” that happen in real life can’t always be solved by a threesome. your partner cheating on you (or vice versa) is not a result of “toxic monogamy culture”. an unhealthy relationship won’t be made healthy by introducing another person. if you haven’t told your partner that you’re poly prior to entering the relationship, they have every right to be upset if you suddenly want to date or sleep with people who aren’t them. monogamy is not inherently bad or restrictive. and polyamory is not inherently freeing. 

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Wizard: With this spell, I am immune to your bullets!!!

Gunslinger: Uh huh. **spits** But do ya reckon your immune to the velocity that’s sending the bullet your way?

Wizard: I beg your pardon?

Gunslinger: Well, in the immortal words of Dirty Harry - ‘Are ya feelin lucky Merlin?’

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Slime mold was grown on an agar gel plate shaped like America and food sources were placed where America’s large cities are. 

The result? A possible look at how to best build public transportation. 

I just really like the idea of slime mold on a map of the US. It’s beautiful.

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