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And so, every single member of the ask blog (Yes, including Polite Benrey) had a great time on the rest of their vacation, where Leading Light did not try to kill or scam or summon a G-Man on them.

They later went home, and did NOT go their separate ways like a lot of fantasy stories do.

And they stayed friends for many years to come.

Leading Light successfully became a celebrity washout. He got no consequences for stealing Lady Gaga's entire discography. Him and his band are recovering slowly, but surely. They're learning what true love is again. And are happy.

Dr. Hypnos stole many McDonald's toys. He was later banned. She is happy.

Overlord got the Big Mac he was waiting in line for. He is happy.

DOG went on to share a fruitful partnership with the Love Letters, and his McDonald's is now an empire. DOG is happy.

The Y2K gang still isn't allowed on airplanes aside from Spork and Gordon B, and Joshua is taking his first computer science class this fall. They are happy.

The Swap gang finally got to see Swap propose to Neo. Their wedding was on a cruise ship they stole from the Merch team. They are happy.

The Worldstop household experienced an incredible popularity boom in Malcom's streams, thanks to Darnold agreeing to help him with some more insane things. Malcom and Darnold are now the Jerma equivalent of their world. Player is going to university, and is excelling in all his theoretical physics degrees, and are happy.

The Mad Science Team succeeded in taking over the world, and they made healthcare free for everyone, and made the world a kinder place. Doc also gave every Spiders 2 a funny party hat. They are happy.

The Admins kept gallivanting through space and having fun. Freeman aims to collect every game on the Nintendo WiiU. He is still 100 away. All of them are happy.

Capital M went on to win a Nobel War Prize for destroying property. She has upgraded her ship to have a self-serve ice cream bar and a bowling alley. Vil still has a complicated relationship with friendship, but vil is working on it and being kind to themselves while still being a supervillain. Vil also got a life-sized Eggman statue installed. He is happy.

The Merch Science Team is embezzling millions from Disney cruises after trapping them in a fake lawsuit. They ride the open seas and laugh knowing crime isn't chargable on international waters. They are happy.

Phoenix Wright got his badge back after proving Kristoph Gavin was guilty. He is happy.

GVRV is still stuck in Brazil.

This has been HLVRV.

Signing off.

[hlvrv]

Why don't yall finish your vacation? in peace this time

....KARAOKE'S ON ME!!!

Oh, boy, here we go-

[hlvrv]

please i need another autograph sir. you are a slay and i love your plan already

[hlvrv]

looks like friendship really is magic

...Yes, I suppose in the end, the power of friendship really was magic-

Just fucking kidding that was the power of SWAG and ILLEGALLY MODIFIED JETSKIS.

...Now do you dorks need a ride home?

[hlvrv]

soooo are you ditching the whole band idea to run this place thennnn?

we're aspiring entrepreneurs.

And we're UNBANNING THE BEACH BOYS!!

[hlvrv]

YOU.

We're taking our first steps into being supervillains who are also functional people with a healthy platonic relationship!~

Look. It's going to be amazing.

A vision of the future.

[hlvrv]

loverboy?

We've got a brand name picked out and everything.

'washed out celebrity tie-in' is very chic right now.

[hlvrv]

Maaaaaaaybe the last resort could use a touch of pink?

You read my mind!

[hlvrv]

well. you guys could make it an evil villain resort still. or it runs into the ground. oooorrr u refurbish it.

Actually, I think I might want to give it a go myself!~

Someone yells from the basement stairs...

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Well I mean.....COULD you run it?

Bah, we had our fun.

I think I wanna try running an evil cruise line next.

HAHAHAHAHAHA-

Seven runs off.

So, wait...

...I know WE have no business running an evil resort.

What's going to happen to this place...?

[hlvrv]

TIME LOOP?

Nope- no. Don't- that's not what's happening.

This is almost as dumb as someone who keeps emailing me to tell me that Little Shop of Horrors Benrey is behind the Last Resort-

HE'S NOT!

[hlvrv]

those who fail to learn from the past are doomed to repeat it ig

We thought we could conquer anything so long as we had our pride and each other, but...

...Guess we can't win everything.

...

...

...I can't wait to see what we screw up together next!

[hlvrv]

something to say, seven?

Y'know... It's kinda funny.

'Fine, let's see you try to run this place' is just what the previous owner said to us....

[hlvrv]

GOO GUN ADVANCE. STAND AND FIRE. WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER

ENOUGH!

Coomer gets up, parts of him sparking everywhere.

You want to get in our way?! FINE! LET'S SEE YOU TRY TO RUN THIS PLACE, SMART GUYS!

WE'RE OUTTA HERE!

The Merch Science Team all hurry out, clearly battered and humiliated.

Except Seven, who lingers behind....

[hlvrv]

all the gordons have to spin move together!! Its the only way!!!

Alright, guys!

On five!

One!

TWO!

Three...!

FO-OUR!

GORDON!

Oh, for fuck's-

FIVE.

[COMBINED SPIN MOVE!!!]

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just so you know horseshoe crab army will come out of the ocean and kick your ass. btw

They'll have to face against ME.

Anyways, who wants me to pull out my gun of Incredible Adhesive?

[hlvrv]

YOU GOTTA GORDON SPIN MOVE

SPIN MOVE!!

Player knocks over Dr. Perky.

...Was that good...?