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you have to stop biting the hand that feeds you. go for the neck

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at a phase in my life where when i get the sense a book is trying to offer me Representation (TM) i hiss and scream and start kicking and ripping bricks out of the wall. this character's Coherent Identity And Articulation Of Their Issues had Better fit in with the rest of the worldbuilding (it won't)

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I love Joey asking Yugi why he keeps losing and Yugi wanting to be helpful is like let me see/I can give you tip s but upon looking at it is like going through the 5 stages of grief

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at my friends husbands fucking wake. and my mother is fucking texting me about a pizza for dinner and angry I’m not responding. then I come home with a huge bag of groceries (which I can’t see around) and her dog gets under my foot and I tap his leg with my foot. then she starts screaming at me in front of her boyfriend. I have got to get out

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"would you lie to someone if it'd help/protect them?" is such a funny question. buddy I'd lie to someone if it means i get five minutes of peace. I'd lie for a pepsi can. I'd lie for literally no fucking reason. i don't have any psychological issues btw

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you cannot fix that blond man please step away and let the professionals take over

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Hoy he conocido la envidia 

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what was that, gooner? you're "done" grating parmesan?

I don't know, that's a pretty big chunk youre pinching, there.

I don't care if you slice your thumb on the grater, gooner.

Keep grating for your Alfredo Mommy.

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the way gen x and millennials constantly harp on how vcrs worked and how tapes worked and shit is so weird to me. I grew up with it but I don’t really have any attachment to it beyond “ahaha remember those orange tapes for rugrats? those were cool” but I feel like every day I see millennialposting about remembering old tech or smth. I don’t like streaming but I think there are better solutions than both video tapes and streaming lmao

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they finally invented an assignment thats not due tomorrow. but the problem is that my body is a machine that turns assignments into assignments due tomorrow

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Maybe being good at social media should not be the main qualifier for all creative work

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what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

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What is the first song on your Spotify Wrapped that has a type of animal in the title? What is the first song that has someone's name in the title?