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Hey, you, yes you! Do you like to be confused and astounded, amazed and just flat-out impressed? Then look no further! Located just at the border of sector oo6, the Mystery Shack is the home of everything weird and, well, mysterious! (Don’t forget down right magical!)

Be amazed by fantastical objects of mystique and desire! The Mystery Shack of Hive City is “your one stop shop for mysteriously cheap oddities”! It holds all the answers to questions you didn’t even think to ask yet!

Okay, so we get that it’s a tourist trap in a place you’re actually living in, but seriously, there’s actually some really cool stuff here at the Shack, which is definitely a legitimate establishment and not a couple of kids leaning on some familiar tricks to make a quick buck out of giving cheap tours of our house. Trust us.

So come on down to the Mystery Shack, where the real mystery is if you’ll make it out alive! Haha, just kidding! Maybe…

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Name: Kujikawa Rise

Age: 16

Sector of Residence: Sector oo2!

What position are you applying for?: Public Relations and/or Tour Guide!

Why do you think you make a good match for the Mystery Shack™?: I know how to attract people fairly well, I am used to be a public image and had a prominent career so I’m sure I have the charms to sway everyone’s heart into this shack and provide a memorable experience. ♥

Anything else we should know?: One of the bosses here has a good sense of fashion and I love it.

you’re so stunning we just have to hire you! flattery will totally get you everywhere.

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Name: Kazuya Minegishi. Or Abel, either’s cool.

Age: Uh. Would you prefer 17 or several thousand. Because both are true.

Sector of Residence: 5

What position are you applying for?: Tour Guide

Why do you think you make a good match for the Mystery Shack™?: Always love seeing the out there stuff. The more magic and occult stuff I’m around the less out of place I feel. Plus, I’m a damn good talker. I lead an army of Demons after all you should see how I can convince people. But more than that have you seen me on CittaSlam? No one draws a crowd like I do. Well, except maybe the actual fighters. Also if the power ever goes out I can probably summon something to keep the lights on so that’s good for business right?

Anything else we should know?: I’m kind of the first martyr from the story of Cain and Abel. Also a Demon. King actually, Demon King. I can show you some if you want. I also started a war against God back in my world so I may or may not have very angry Angels coming after me at some point. I will pay for any reconstruction that needs to happen if so.

I also make some killer tacos. Not, literally killer. Although I can probably make those too if you want.

Welcome aboard! Also, please give us your taco recipe.

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Hire Me, bros.

Name: Wendy Corduroy, yo!

Age: 15

Sector of Residence: Delta

What position are you applying for?: I think I’d like to have my old job as cashier back! Reading magazines all day, playing hookey… I mean, I will take this job super seriously if you hire me. I’ll be the best.

Why do you think you make a good match for the Mystery Shack™?: Dude, I’ve been doing this job for like… ever. If I could handle being a lifeguard I soooo can handle working with people and handling money. I’m the best there is, sucka!

Anything else we should know?: Please don’t play ‘Straight Blanchin’ ’ in the store… I finally got it out of my head.

You got it, dude.

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Name: Sayo "Beatrice" Yasuda

Age: legally 17, chronologically 19, 1000

Sector of Residence: 6

What position are you applying for?: Attraction!

Why do you think you make a good match for the Mystery Shack™?: With a name like the “Mystery Shack,” surely you’d appreciate a mystery-genre connoisseur like myself? Besides which, I happen to be a 1000-year-old witch–I’m sure I could pull out a few good tricks to impress your humble customers! As long as you’re willing to tolerate my furniture hanging around.

Anything else we should know?: I think you know all you need to know already, Dipper.

Who’s this “Sayo” person? Nobody I know of, hahaha! Consider yourself officially hired!

Just. Try not to murder anyone. This is a family establishment.

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Name: Peridot

Age: 3000+

Sector of Residence: 004

What position are you applying for?: Attraction or Technician, depending on what you need more.

Why do you think you make a good match for the Mystery Shack™?:  I’ve seen the tabloids around this dump, you people eat the idea of ‘little green spacemen’ up like you’ve never seen anything like ‘em before. It should be pretty obvious why I’m signing up for this. 

If you don’t need me for my good looks, though, I’ve got experience fixing tech. Repairing whatever artifacts you clods manage to break should be too easy for a Gem with my experience.

Anything else we should know?: I’m not completely up to date with human technology yet, so bear with me if it takes a few hours minutes to fix something. Also, I don’t want people touching me.

…. and please don’t tell any other Gems I’m here.

HEY STEVEN PERIDOT IS HERE  No worries, consider yourself hired! We’ve been looking for someone who knows how to use a wrench.

Though... do aliens even use wrenches...?

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Name: Terra

Age: 13

Sector of Residence: Sector oo1

What position are you applying for?: Cashier; can’t be too hard. Couldn’t hurt to throw in a few ideas for attractions here and there too, right?

Why do you think you make a good match for the Mystery Shack™?: Sounds like my kinda gig; gotta love the weird stuff, right? I’m a huge fan.

Anything else we should know?: I’m a superhero. Got some neat superpowers.

We’re definitely looking for some more cashiers, so yeah, you’re hired! Also you’ll have to show me those powers sometime.

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"I don't mind that at all!! That probably works better, actually."

“Hey, next time we plan a big party or haunted house or open up a new big attraction, you’ll be our go-to guy.”

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Name: Skull

Age: Looks 17…..actual age is ******

Sector of Residence: Delta

What position are you applying for?: Security,  

Why do you think you make a good match for the Mystery Shack™?: I have PLENTY of experience from my world on dealing with the super natural. I’m not a bigot when it comes to others AND i’m good with repairs.

Anything else we should know?: I have a tendency to chew on anything metal whenever i’m injured to heal myself. So….please cut me some slack.

We don’t discriminate about diet around here, so no worries! You’re totally hired, but, in the case that your bosses become co-presidents, please be available for a serious promotion!

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Name: Norman Babcock

Age: 11

Sector of Residence: District Epsilon

What position are you applying for?: Cashier

Why do you think you make a good match for the Mystery Shack™?: My whole life has kinda been a big mess of weirdness like this. So I guess you could say I’ve got some first-hand experience. I’m hoping to meet some more people who’ve lived likewise and hear their stories. Maybe even be able to help them out if I can.

Anything else we should know?: Someone told me there’s a library book tucked in the drawer of that antique dresser in the corner. Could I have it to return it? I guess it’s pretty overdue…

Huh. Weird. I didn’t even know there was a book in there. How did you... nevermind.

Anyway, of course you’re hired!  I could stand to see you hanging out around here more often anyway.

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Name: The Once-ler

Age: 21

Sector of Residence: Sector oo2

What position are you applying for?: Tour Guide

Why do you think you make a good match for the Mystery Shack™?: If it’s a salesman you’re looking for, then look no further! As the proud owner of my own town, I’m plenty used to entertaining crowds and convincing them to see things from my point of view– a talent which I suppose is mandatory for a position like this.

Public speaking and marketing is something of a strong suit of mine, and I’d be happy to contribute my efforts towards biggering the shack’s capital gain. You can count on me!

Anything else we should know?: I’ve got a couple jobs under my belt, but still plenty of time to spare!

Him tall.

Awesome! You’re totally hired!

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Name: Dani Phantom

Age: 12

Sector of Residence: District Gamma/Sector 3

What position are you applying for?: I think I can be the most awesome attraction ever! And I can think of a bunch of ideas for some more if you want.

If you need the extra help, I’d gladly be a tour guide. I’m a pro at talking to people and persuasion! Yeah, hire me!

Why do you think you make a good match for the Mystery Shack™?:

Cause I am awesome! I’m pretty cool and friendly so I’d be great working in a job that you have to talk to people. I’ll do whatever you need me to do to help. And also, I’m half a ghost! So yeah, I’ll be total fit with this place.

Anything else we should know?:

I’m still under this city’s stupid restrictions so I can only go into my ghost form for 10 minutes. But! I can shift forms an unlimited amount of times! Just wanted to give a warning.

Have you ever heard of ectoplasm? It’s this green, glowy stuff that shoot out from my hands. If we put it in a bottle then it would be pretty cool lamp thing!

This is gonna be so much fun!

Oh, man, Dipper is gonna love this! You’re totally hired Ms. Phantom, welcome aboard!!

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Is there a security position i can go for? You know? Making sure shop lifters don't get away and the store is clean....

Sure thing! Just put Security Guard on your app, we’re so pleased to see you showing interest (and initiative, always a good sign!)

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Name: Maya Fey

Age: 20

Sector of Residence: 2

What position are you applying for?: Attraction (both myself and make some good ones!)

Why do you think you make a good match for the Mystery Shack™?: Come on, I’m a spirit medium. The occult/supernatural is something I’ve grown up with ever since I was a baby. This job fits me like a glove!

Anything else we should know?: Whoa, this app is far easier to fill than CItta Law’s ones. Oh, and I hope you have some food options for the employees (scratched) the customers, especially burgers!

Sounds to me like you’d fit right in!  A spirit medium, huh? Pretty cool!

No objections here; you’re hired! Welcome to the team!

[hiveofmystery]

Hey, you, yes you! Do you like to be confused and astounded, amazed and just flat-out impressed? Then look no further! Located just at the border of sector oo6, the Mystery Shack is the home of everything weird and, well, mysterious! (Don’t forget down right magical!)

Be amazed by fantastical objects of mystique and desire! The Mystery Shack of Hive City is “your one stop shop for mysteriously cheap oddities”! It holds all the answers to questions you didn’t even think to ask yet!

Okay, so we get that it’s a tourist trap in a place you’re actually living in, but seriously, there’s actually some really cool stuff here at the Shack, which is definitely a legitimate establishment and not a couple of kids leaning on some familiar tricks to make a quick buck out of giving cheap tours of our house. Trust us.

So come on down to the Mystery Shack, where the real mystery is if you’ll make it out alive! Haha, just kidding! Maybe...

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