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["guy who's building a machine made out of people & noticed you don't fit into their machine" voice] something's wrong with you
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INTERNATIONAL BAT APPRECIATION DAY YOU HAVE TO APPRECIATE ME SQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAK
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rent and car assistance
hello, I really hate to ebeg once again but I am so close to being terminated from my main income job. my car is not drivable right now, and I have rent due this monday. I can't keep a positive balance, I have been struggling to play keep up since going to emergency room earlier this year. I need help fundraising to fix my car and to pay rent this month. please, anything helps at all.
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when i was a boy-child i had a friend who was a tomboy and i remember wondering (jealously) why there was no similar word for boy-children who preferred the company of girl-children, who wanted to play as they did, with their songs and their games and their whispered secret languages. there is in fact a word for that, of course, but i don't recall emily ever feeling quite as menaced by "tomboy" as i was by the one they reserved for me
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shooting 8 wads in rapid fire fashion until my balls make the signature m1 garand ping! indicating i’m out
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