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[hitxman]

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send me a word! || learn all about my muse's physical features!

[hair]: length, colour, texture, whether it grows quickly or slowly, how manageable it is, whether it requires lots of styling, do they leave stray hairs everywhere, is it present on their face, is it present on the rest of their body, etc.

[eyes]: not just the colour, but the shape, the length of their eyelashes, whether they're alert or usually half-closed, large or small, sunken into the face, ringed by bags, etc.

[mouth]: are their lips always drawn thin or are they plump and kissable, what's their "default expression"/resting face, do they have all their own teeth, do they use their teeth to smile, etc.

[face]: what is the shape of their face, do they have pronounced cheekbones or a strong jaw, what's the size and shape of their nose, what's the size and shape of their ears, do they stick out, are they pointed, etc.

[skin]: obviously colour, but also if they're inclined to run hot or cold, do they have any blemishes or unusual markings, are they inclined to blush, are they freckled, do they tan, what does their skin feel like, etc.

[build]: are they skinny and petite or do they resemble a body builder, are they tall or short or average height, are they lean and wiry, are they overweight, are all of their features proportionate, etc.

[chest]: (potentially nsfw) what size are their breasts if they have them, nipple colour and shape and size, do they have visible muscle definition/abs, etc.

[groin]: (potentially nsfw) any information pertaining to genitals - length, girth, shape, colour, "unusual features", also includes the rear and its general appearance, etc.

[hands]: are they large or small, do they have pianist's fingers or short stubby ones, do they tend to get sweaty or are they always dry, is the skin rough or delicate, are the nails painted or chewed or sharp, etc.

[legs]: are they solidly built, short and stubby, or long and graceful, do they have knobbly knees or rounded knees, what's their gait, etc.

[feet]: do they have a habit of going up on their tiptoes, what's their usualy stance, do they tend to shift their weight to a preferred side, etc.

[other]: any other obscure feature or tiny detail that the asker is interested in, could include fantastical elements such as a tail, wings, horns, must be stated by asker, etc.

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————✘ @8biitheart marked off ✘ ————

  ——— ❝ Are you lost darling? Would you like some help? ❞

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friendly reminder: rpers love being asked questions directed at their character to answer, especially if they’re verse / canon related.

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  ——— ❝ Mmmhm, well it smells really good can I have some? ❞

      “Doughnuts and fast food aren’t exactly the best of meals, really… So I guess a start would be to not use them as often…?”

      “Other than that, I just… practice? I like to experiment with spices, though Romano likes spicier things, so I guess just do that!”

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————✘ @affondii marked off ✘ ————

   ——— ❝ How? Do you cook so well? And you eat like gourmet food? I just live off doughnuts and fast food..  ���

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Oh god..a lot of greetings to make I’ll start today :D

[hitxman]

There’s a bunch of high quality blogs with wonderful vocabularies and fascinating Muses/Muns…

And then there’s me:

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 ——— ❝ Sure, I don’t got anyone else to spend it with. ❞ Alfred smiled.

“…Is that so…?”

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 ——— ❝ Sure buttercup! I don’t got anything else to do. ❞

        “I actually was going to ask if you’d like to eat with me somewhere since others have plans.

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  ——— ❝ Yes, Ma’am. Now what did you come for? ❞

“…Is that so…?”

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  ——— ❝ You’re welcome, sweetpea. Now what did you come over for? ❞

          “ O-Oh, uh, thank you I suppose you’re good looking too.”

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  ——— ❝ Yeah! ❞ Alfred ended up exciting himself with his own thought.

!!!! Doughnuts!! Doughnuts… Yes! I like doughnuts. With sprinkles?

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   ——— ❝ Yes, but seriously how can you not love me I’m a little angel. ❞

“I did wait, though. I am not that desperate.

Are you really that confident that you think “everyone” likes you, Alfred?”

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————✘ @fortroughs​ liked to hire ✘ ————

   ——— ❝ That tree over there reminded me of a doughnut..I should of ate earlier...Meh I’ll just get some later, you want some later kid? ❞

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   ——— ❝ Nah I won’t. ❞ Alfred let out a small gasp as he thought of something.  ❝ Oh! I can play it off as a cop! I look pretty convincing. ❞

“Oh, don’t get me wrong. I don’t care if you have weapons, truth me told and between you and me, I do as well. Three. 

But that doesn’t mean if you get caught I’ll save your ass…”

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————✘ @canadiaism liked to hire ✘ ————

   ——— ❝ Yanno I haven’t talked to you much but you do have a pretty face, I should start talkin’ to you more often. ❞