gourmeta [gɔːr'mεtə] noun a fancy name for a trashy blog Andrew/27 he/him (neo pronouns) now comes in xl ;)
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Whenever people talk about "girlbossing too close to the sun" they always talk about Elizabeth Holmes and not Gwen fucking Shamblin, who founded a Christian dieting and weight loss cult and then died in a fiery plane crash piloted by her himbo sugarbaby boy toy
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theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?
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dude shut up. i know how to cum i just dont feel like proving it alright
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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse
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And he called himself Warriormale. He ran a blog that was officially about martial arts, but everyone knew it was really about him exploring his deep-seated homosexual urges.
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Accidentally called dumplings "Peking ravioli" in front of my New Jersey coworkers and I had to frantically explain that this wasn't some insane form of esoteric Italo-Chinese racism, that's just what they're called in Boston. Had to take a picture of a menu to prove it.
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