his-name-is-mendel

[his-name-is-mendel]

Are you free for any appointments?

@lookatmarvintakeashower

All kinds! For the low low price of 80 an hour.

Call me/message me/come to my office and we can setup a date.

[his-name-is-mendel]

psychiatry please

1 psychiatry coming up!

Something big happen in your life lately? Feel like everything is upside down? Do a head stand! Then everything will be right side up again.

80 dollars to Mendel's psychiatry, please and thank you.

[his-name-is-mendel]

You feel like the type of guy, who, when on a plane with a fellow passenger who is having a heart attack and someone asks for the doctor, stands up proudly. And when they ask for your specialty and you tell them youre a psychiatrist, they ask you to sit back down and you get actively offended.

If they don’t want a DOCTOR then they shouldn’t ask for one! Specificity is crucial in emergencies, and I just know the one day I don’t stand up is the day there is a sudden mental health crisis they need a psychiatrist for. I will not apologize for doing my civic duty

[his-name-is-mendel]

You don’t give cpr to people having strokes. Leave this to the professionals, Whizzer.

@knit-tie-hater am I doing this website's phrases right? Is mr spock blorbo from my shows? What about doctor who? Is he blorbo from my shows?

[his-name-is-mendel]

Marvin, I think you’re having a stroke.

But don’t worry, I’m a doctor.

@knit-tie-hater am I doing this website's phrases right? Is mr spock blorbo from my shows? What about doctor who? Is he blorbo from my shows?

[his-name-is-mendel]

How bad is it to call stuff queer nowadays?

Not people, but can I look at something unusual and call it queer? Asking for a friend.

[his-name-is-mendel]

Someone clearly didn’t take my advice…

Ever feeling down? Had a hard day? Here's some advice for you then:

Try feeling alright for 5 minutes. Just do it. See what happens!

(Advice like this, and more at my psychiatrist office, message me for my availability!)

[his-name-is-mendel]

It says we argue, not who WINS

14. Mendel and Charlotte like to argue over what constitutes a ‘real doctor’

[his-name-is-mendel]

Thank you! Finally!

And you know what internet stranger that looks very much like me, I don’t know a whole lot about you, but from your url I think we’d make great friends!

Ever feeling down? Had a hard day? Here's some advice for you then:

Try feeling alright for 5 minutes. Just do it. See what happens!

(Advice like this, and more at my psychiatrist office, message me for my availability!)

[his-name-is-mendel]

”im gay!!”

“Im straight!!”

ok? well, homosexuals? women with children? short insomniacs? and a teeny tiny band?/ref

[his-name-is-mendel]

Let’s freak nasty

Whoa there! I have a wife and kid whom I love very much. I know I can be irresistible, but trust me, psychiatry and love do not mix!

[his-name-is-mendel]

THE WHIZZER AND I

Who's

The

Mage

Whose major

Itinerary is making all oz merrier?

Who's

The

Sage

Who sagely

Sailed in to save our posterior?

Who's enthuse for hot air ballooning

Has all of oz honeymooning

Ooooooooh

Isn't he wonderful?

OUR WONDERFUL WHIZZER

[his-name-is-mendel]

Oh Marvin…listen, I have to do what’s best for me and my family. You understand, right? I’ll see what Trina thinks but don’t get your hopes up.

Ever feeling down? Had a hard day? Here's some advice for you then:

Try feeling alright for 5 minutes. Just do it. See what happens!

(Advice like this, and more at my psychiatrist office, message me for my availability!)

[his-name-is-mendel]

And now it’s time for me to stop encouraging your drunk texting. Goodnight Whizzer. Let’s chat another time. Maybe in my office?

(Message me for my availability)

Are you guys really going to keep on having fights like that? Have you considered couple's counseling?

pld dont tell me tht mendels advertisements r wrking

ys he being so desperate fr clients?

[his-name-is-mendel]

Haha, I was Marvin's psychiatrist for years. Respectfully, he doesn't scare me. If he wants to resort to physical violence, he can see where that will get him with Jason and Trina.

Are you guys really going to keep on having fights like that? Have you considered couple's counseling?

pld dont tell me tht mendels advertisements r wrking

ys he being so desperate fr clients?

[his-name-is-mendel]

I'm not desperate, it's just my business account. Where I advertise. My business. And speaking of business, I do happen to offer couples counseling. In case you were wondering!

(Message me for my availabilty)

Are you guys really going to keep on having fights like that? Have you considered couple's counseling?

pld dont tell me tht mendels advertisements r wrking

ys he being so desperate fr clients?

[his-name-is-mendel]

trouble in paradise? Give me a call. Conflict of interest, shmomflickt mov shmimtrest, to hell with it!

Because @marvin-false-hetero refuses to answer:

Why does he hate your mew shirt? It looks nice

first off thank you

second idk honestly