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Instead of a Camp Swap how about Hera just kidnaps both Jason and Percy at the same time, wipes their memories, and puts them somewhere in like the midwest or the south together. 

Without memories or any context of who the hell they are, these two demigod legends try to fumble their way back to their respective camps (also while figuring out where exactly that is and which one to go first) all the while monsters chase them going “finally revenge is mine!” and these two lovable amnesiacs go “is this one here for you or for me?”

For conflict, let’s sprinkle some misunderstanding that the Roman/Greek camp kidnapped their respective camp leaders and they try to duke it out somewhere in Florida only for Jason and Percy to show up and be like hey do any of you know who we are because we’ve been arguing over it since Utah.

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Percy’s school has a “drama” Instagram account dedicated about him

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What if Percy Jackson had became a god in The Last Olympian?

Read on AO3

Read on ff.net

Percy Jackson is sixteen when he accepts Zeus’s proposal

He looks at Annabeth

Athena glares at him

He wants to cry out I’m sorry

But instead he just smiles and thanks the king of the gods

…

Percy Jackson is seventeen when he talks to Grover

“What’s it like?”

To see everyone age around you

“Weird” is the reply

…

Percy Jackson is eighteen when the giants attack

He isn’t affected by the split personality disorder that the other gods are facing

He helps the seven demigods defeat Gaia and her minions

But it just reminds him of what he isn’t anymore

…

Percy Jackson is nineteen when he goes into the woods looking for a monster to fight

They all cower in fear of the god standing before them

He doesn’t understand why at the time

He is unarmed

…

Percy Jackson is twenty-one when Annabeth tells him she can’t be with him like this

She says she loves him

But she still walks out of the cabin

He doesn’t run after her

He knows he chose this life

…

Percy Jackson is twenty-three when the sea creatures and horses stop calling him the son of Poseidon

But rather the god of the waves

They don’t worship him any longer

They just fear him

…

Percy Jackson is twenty-six when he stops coming to Camp Halfblood

This place that was once his home is now a stranger to him

The kids keep getting younger and younger

…

Percy Jackson is twenty-nine when Thalia comes to him

“This is only the beginning” she says

She would know

She’s been fifteen for over two decades

…

Percy Jackson is thirty-two when his mom gets cancer

It runs in the family

He uses his new powers to heal her

He finally thinks maybe he made the right decision

Paul never looks him in the eye again

…

Percy Jackson is thirty-five when Nico dies on a quest

He could have saved him

He promised to save him

He doesn’t even find out until Grover sends him a letter

…

Percy Jackson is thirty-eight when he goes to live on Mount Olympus

The gods there despise him

He doesn’t care

He has to be with his own kind

…

Percy Jackson is forty-one when his mom dies

It was a plane crash

She was going to a book signing

He was too late

…

Percy Jackson is forty-four when Annabeth marries a man named Felix

They are so in love

So happy

He burns the wedding invitation

…

Percy Jackson is forty-six when Clarisse calls for help

She is cornered by a monster

She knows she has no other option

She prays to him

He doesn’t hear

…

Percy Jackson is fifty when Medusa is reincarnated

She thirsts for his blood

When he goes to meet her

He doesn’t even have to try

He keeps her head as a souvenir

…

Percy Jackson is fifty-five when Annabeth dies

He hears her screams from Olympus

It was spiders

Her nine-year-old son is all alone

And his name is Perseus

…

Percy Jackson is fifty-six when he creates his first real hurricane

It ravages the entire east coast

He doesn’t care

Even his father is worried

…

Percy Jackson is fifty-seven when his brother won’t talk to him anymore

Tyson lost friends in the hurricane

Heroes

Percy laughs at him harshly

“Why should I care?”

…

Percy Jackson is sixty-one when Grover dies while trying to put out a forest fire

He died saving the lives of hundreds of dryads

He becomes an iris

Percy’s storm destroys the tiny plant

…

Percy Jackson is sixty-eight when monsters break the magical barriers surrounding Camp Halfblood

Less than half the former population is left after the attack

He supposes he could have saved them

But why?

They’re only puny heroes

…

Percy Jackson is seventy-three when he raids Dionysus’s stores and gets drunk

He wonders along the streets of New York City

Everything is so different now

A pretty mortal girl sees him and offers to take him home

He has no home

But no one has smiled at him like that in so long

…

Percy Jackson is seventy-four when his daughter is born

He is long gone by then

The next time he sees either of them is when he claims her

The symbol that flashes over her head is a broken sword

Chiron gasps

…

Percy Jackson is eighty-six when he first meets his daughter for real

She has no interest in meeting the man that abandoned her and her mother

She yells at him

Blames him

He knows she’s right

…

Percy Jackson is eighty-seven when his daughter is killed

By a boar

Ares always did have a grudge against him

She goes to Elysium

…

Percy Jackson is ninety-five when he meets Chiron on Halfblood Hill

“How do you do it?” he asks

“Every day I try to honor their memories

So that they didn’t die in vain”

…

Percy Jackson is ninety-six when he walks to the middle of the woods

He writes down all the names

The people he has loved and lost

The people who have been lost on his watch

The people who he killed

Every single one of them

He sits there writing for over two days straight

Then he puts all the names into a jar

And buries it

…

Percy Jackson is one-hundred and two when Thalia Grace dies on the Hunt

She was the one person he thought would be with him when everyone else was gone

He is so alone

He goes to take his frustration out on Artemis

But when he finds her she is so distraught his anger evaporates

And he is left with only his grief

He and Artemis mourn together

But she moves on

He does not

…

Percy Jackson is one-hundred and three when he finally understands why Pan wanted to die

The prospect is so appealing now

Just fade away

Leave the suffering of the world

It would be so easy

…

Percy Jackson is one-hundred and eighteen when the minor gods rebel again

He considers joining them

He considers joining his father and the demigods that back the major gods

But why should he

He owes no one anything

…

Percy Jackson is one-hundred and thirty-seven when he goes to the underworld

It’s his first time as a god

And it’s so easy

This time he’s not trying to bring someone back

He just wants to feel death on him

To know what it’s like to be mortal and able to die

He doesn’t remember the feeling

…

Percy Jackson is one-hundred and seventy-one when Zeus and Poseidon start fighting again

There was a time when he would have been in the center of the fighting

Supporting his father

Maybe leading an army

But now he just watches

The war destroys the mortals

Most of the land is nothing but rubble

People scramble to survive

He doesn’t understand how they are so weak

…

Percy Jackson is two-hundred and thirteen when Camp Halfblood is destroyed for good

It’s all in flames

Like the vision he was shown by a titan many lifetimes ago

The grief he should feel isn’t there

It’s just another place

He doesn’t remember how it was once his home

That was so long ago

…

Percy Jackson is two-hundred and ninety-seven when Typhon beheads Zeus

He’s hardly surprised

…

Percy Jackson is four-hundred and fifty-two when he goes to sleep

He doesn’t plan to ever wake up

…

Percy Jackson looks sixteen when a girl with stormy gray eyes and blonde curls finds him

She looks like someone he used to know

He can’t put his finger on it

“You drool in your sleep” she tells him

…

Percy Jackson has been alive for five-hundred and seventy-eight years

And now he starts living again

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had breakdowns 2 nights before and the night right after but at least i graduated 🤪

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Rick in Heroes of Olympus: This is the Argo II, named after the legendary Argo from Greek mythology, because Leo's friend Jason is part of the quest, just like the original Jason from ancient times. It's huge and has a fire breathing dragon on the prow and shoots cannonballs and FLIES and-

Rick in Magnus Chase: This is the Big Banana. It's bright neon yellow. Its magical qualities include folding into a handkerchief. Because fuck it why not

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Imagine Percabeth in the future, now married, and going about their everyday lives.

Everyone in Olympus and all of the half-bloods who've heard of the amazing things Percy did will think that Percy's paying the bills, and Annabeth's the trophy wife.

Heh. Nope.

Annabeth is an architect, who owns her own, successful business, and Percy is the trophy husband. He cooks the food (you CANNOT tell me that Sally didn't teach him how to cook), does the laundry, and stays at home most of the time. (Percy's fine with doing all this; Annabeth helps out whenever she can, but she's usually exhausted.)

Half-bloods get the shock of their lives when they see Annabeth Chase, thought-to-be trophy wife of the Percy Jackson, owns a multi-million dollar company.

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give me more of Percy and Grover's empathy link.

give me random emotions flitting through their connection. give me Percy, confused why he's suddenly filled with righteous indignation at the skate park. give me Grover, feeling rage that's not his spreading through him like a storm, and immediately knowing something's wrong. give Grover Percy's satisfaction when he kills a tough monster. give Percy Grover's delight at how good this enchilada is.

give me physical symptoms. i want Grover to IM Percy every time his sinuses get stuffy and tell him to stop missing Annabeth so hard you'll literally see her this weekend. I want Percy to get a very specific kind of headache and immediately know that Grover's about to kill another oil company CEO, so he grabs the greek fire and goes to find Blackjack. i want Annabeth to notice Grover growing deathly pale, and when she asks, he just shakes his head and says, "we need to check in with Sally," and when they do, New York is in the middle of an unexpected cat 5 hurricane because she got mugged.

i want Percy to get sliced by a poisoned blade and Grover gets such a bad side stitch he can hardly move. i want Grover to get knocked out and four hundred miles away, Percy gets a migraine. i want Percy to get a toothache when Grover gets a bit of tin can stuck in his teeth.

i want so much more of these boys being so important to each other. i want my favorite best friends back.

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headcanon that for a while nico doesn’t have a mortal job he just does underworldy tasks as the ambassador of pluto but when talking to mortals they eventually ask what he does for a living and nico says that he “works for his family” (coupled with the fact that it’s Known he’s italian) people think he’s in the mob

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something something Nico's comical lack of self preservation skills stems from the fact that he is basically guaranteed immortality because no matter what happens to him (especially in tartarus) hades would keep him safe/bring him back. and so because of this seemingly positive thing, Nico doesn't value his life whatsoever. and then having will solace show up and is the first person to be like: no, your silly quirky 'if I die I die' attitude is NOT funny and is actually quite CONCERNING and I want to keep you SAFE despite your imperviousness to death. and how this is such a poignant pillar of their dynamic that I don't even think rick realized he inadvertently created. in this essay I will....

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Percy: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?

Jason: Making four accounts.

Percy, tearing up: Really...?

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the son of neptune taught us what gaslighting really looks like

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Babygurl I’m being plagued by prophetic visions that even my handsome alter ego hasn’t heard of </3

- Lester Papaopoulos, probably

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*the Stoll twins sitting in jail together*

Connor: So who should we call?

Travis: I’d call Mr. D, but I feel safer in jail.

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Nico: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.

Will: Nico, that's a coma.

Nico: Sounds festive.

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Piper: so would you say you're independent?

Percy: [looks at Annabeth]

Annabeth: [nods]

Percy: yes

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Percy: i am not out of control! i'm a law abiding citizen!

Annabeth: really? name one law

Percy: ...

Percy: don't kill people?

Annabeth: that's on me, i set the bar too low.

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Kronos: What do you have to offer except being mentally ill and traumatized?

Luke: I'm hot