highfalutinuppitynegress
Color me a fucking mess
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i didn't ask to be born a dumbass... nomΓ‘s tuve suerte | 27 | ME
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highfalutinuppitynegress Β· 14 days ago
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hitting the weed pen in the bathroom at all you can eat sushi and reemerging for round two like a bloodied but determined boxer in the ring
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highfalutinuppitynegress Β· 17 days ago
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Hey @perisnoop
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highfalutinuppitynegress Β· 17 days ago
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talking to myself out loud and disagreeing with myself every now and then so that the spirits lingering in the cold corners of my room don't accuse me of monolithic thinking
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highfalutinuppitynegress Β· 17 days ago
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A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.
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highfalutinuppitynegress Β· 17 days ago
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highfalutinuppitynegress Β· 17 days ago
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Your body must be rested and fed if you wish to be a pervert.
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highfalutinuppitynegress Β· 18 days ago
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#the dream social interaction
ABBOTT ELEMENTARY Gregory Eddie and Caleb Hill -> 4x07 Winter Show
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highfalutinuppitynegress Β· 1 month ago
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highfalutinuppitynegress Β· 1 month ago
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I’M CRYING πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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highfalutinuppitynegress Β· 1 month ago
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highfalutinuppitynegress Β· 1 month ago
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A little sunlight (and a retwist) works wonders.
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highfalutinuppitynegress Β· 1 month ago
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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. β€œDon’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country
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