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im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

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I dream of a day where I can listen to music on my phone & use tumblr on my phone at the same time.

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Putting quarters in Mothman’s asscrack until I get a citation day #3

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IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE

BEHOLD!!!!

THIS IS MOO DENG HER NAME MEANS BOUNCING PORK SHES A BABY PYGMY HIPPO AT A THAI ZOO AND SHE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT

GIVE HER LOVE

(pics courtesy of her trainers. thank you @yellowwwcrayon for introducing her to me)

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Black women are gorgeous. They deserve to be appreciated.

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enough pussy discourse let’s talk about why companies still package products in that hard ass plastic that you need a hattori hanzo blade and the precision of a neurosurgeon to open

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it's time to go back to my slut era (posting random things on internet until someone falls in love with me)

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Are you happy with your current penis size

you tryna sell me a new dick

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Male Instacart shoppers just be putting random shit in the cart and calling it a day

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Twenty three years ago today MTV threw BEYONCÉ a surprise party for her 20th Birthday right after the VMA's

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has anybody else been struggling with thoughts