OC blog, Mun and muse are over 18. Multiship/verse and -always- looking for new RP[/p] M!A: None, accepting![/p] Vilmy is a shifter, capable of many forms but not very competent as of yet. It does not help that he shies away from his human form in front of others.
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Young male kestrel, recently out of a nest, keeping my cats up.
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every now and my cat does something very human like and i get very nervous and ask him “are you a person trapped in a cat’s body. or did you choose this body” very seriously to see if this time he will communicate with me and he always kinda looks to the side and then does what i imagine to be a person doing a bad impression of a cat and it makes me so nervous cuz i do way too much weird shit around my cat for him to actually be a dude pretending to be a cat
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From @passionforpolefitness: “Soo.. am I a crazy cat lady or just a lady with crazy cats? (ps. No kitties were hurt making this video, just a human)“ #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2lBCM7x ]
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Cuddly raccoon friend.
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Terrible Choices
"I can't believe you just did that."
"You're going to do WHAT?!"
"Let me count the ways that this is a bad idea..."
"Please tell me you're joking."
"You are going to have a LOT of explaining to do over this one."
"You can make all the excuses all you want, but you really fucked up this time."
"So... I did something that might have been a terrible idea..."
"Do you think we could just forget last night?"
"I'm not sure what happened, but I have a feeling I know who was behind it."
"You know that little voice inside your head that tells you not to do the thing? Listen to it next time."
"You're not a teenager anymore. Stop acting like it."
"What's the worst that could happen from all this?"
"Do not talk to me again."
"It really wasn't THAT bad a decision, was it?"
"Yeah. Okay. I screwed up. Now what do I do about it?"
"Don't try to pin this all on me. WE did this. You were involved."
"You don't have that little voice that tells you when something's a bad idea, do you?"
[text] What happened? Everything's a blur.
"Please, please tell me what I did wrong."
"That was just a giant clusterfuck, wasn't it?"
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Send “🏥” for a starter of my muse visiting yours in the hospital.
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Send ♦️ to hypnotize my muse! Tell them what they have to do, and they'll have no choice but to!
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INSULTS, THREATS, AND FLIRTATIONS. (1/6). from the lines for all occasions series.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
I don’t look like much, but wait until you see my bank account.
I think you missed a spot.
The eighties called – they want their wardrobe back.
Welcome to hell.
My lawyers will crush you.
Any questions?
Nice to meet you. I’m ___, and you are… gorgeous.
It’s your word against mine.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
This is how it ends.
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart.
You look like you could kick some ass.
Someone as beautiful as you deserves someone as rich as me.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
It’s a felony in this state to look that good, but if you go out with me, I’ll let you off with a warning.
I know all your secrets.
I know who you really are.
I watch you when you sleep.
I’m ugly, you’re ugly – it’s perfect!
With you around, I don’t need sugar in my coffee.
I can make your life a living hell.
I would never do what you did.
Use your words.
You’ve been warned.
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