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well, why not?

Seinfeld 2024 kink edition:

Elaine's new boyfriend wants to do piss play but refuses to stop eating asparagus.

Kramer gets in trouble for using a tenga egg as a stim toy on the subway.

George's boss sees his bruises and is convinced he's a victim of domestic abuse.

Jerry can't keep up with his new girlfriend's elaborate roleplay scenarios. "I have to do research! I have to do write character sheets! I have to learn lines! Whatever happened to the good old in-out-in-out-spurt-lets-watch-the-mets-game? She couldn't cum because my Hungarian accent wasn't convincing!"

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UPDATE

today could either be the best day ever or the worst day ever

we shall find out in approximately 15 hours. stay posted.

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you know the anxiety is bad when not even Israel Kamakawiwo'ole doesn't calm you down

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one hour remains

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today is the day :|

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today could either be the best day ever or the worst day ever

we shall find out in approximately 15 hours. stay posted.

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how much bad luck before i get some good luck

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aaaaaaaAAAAAaa

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the anxiety is real holy shit

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IVE BEEN SAYING THAT THIS SONG HITTTTTS FOREVER FOREVER

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i just got Mayor Smiley's Happy Holidays card, and OH MY GOD his dog is WILD

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wheres seasons greasons

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sometimes i forget how many people here celebrate christmas

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eewwwwww why am i having an anxiety attack at 11 PM this fucking sucksssss

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"thank you!!"

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oh ok