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So imagine a DnD character who's whole motivation is 'X guy killed my parents and I need to find them' and the party just thinks 'ok, revenge quest, that's normal'
But when they finally find the guy the person with dead parents is just like "Hey buddy, long time no see. It's a shame we got separated, here's some money" and they're super chill.
The party is just confused and goes "Wait, why are you giving him gold?"
The guy just goes "Cause I owe him money?"
The party "But he killed your parents???"
"That's why I owe him money!"
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this picture of britt lower and adam scott is SENDING MEEE
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everybody talks about men in trad marriages having affairs with their secretaries but it’s worth noting a lot of women back then had side pieces too. you can force a woman to submit to you legally but you can never force her to love you or maintain fidelity against her will. you can get rid of no fault divorce and get rid of abortion but you can’t get rid of fun.
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miu miu spring summer 2002 campaign
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kutt magazine issue 3 ‘i sat on something that reminded me of you’
photos by viviane sassen
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Ken Sample and his cougar character, origin of the fursona.
From "The Fandom" on YouTube.
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said it before but the new breed of tumblr user who is completely fine with saying slurs while having yourfaveisproblematic style social politics is incredibly fascinating
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"i would find you in any universe" but it's very clearly intended as a threat
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extremely dangerous roads today and i was going a respectable 20mph-25mph on a rural road, sliding 50% of the time, down a hill so steep there's warnings year round and residents outside monitoring the road. and this fucker in a raised red pickup behind me was on my ass blasting his horn the whole time. My Friend, i am in a subaru crosstrek. you say the word and i'll slam on my breaks sending your compensation waggon flying as the ice forces it to use my faggotmobile like a stunt ramp. i'll record it. i'll email your family the MOV file of your lifeless corpse smashing through the windshield and falling 8ft into the snow. i'll set it to Free Bird
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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul
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