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wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever

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in the end, all ship pairings can be categorized as either squidbob, patbob, squidward x squilliam, or mr krabs x mrs puff. thats just the way things are. if it builds off of a trope theres a spongebob pairing to match it. if you don't understand this then we can't hire you to oversee the production at this lithium ion battery plant

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So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

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y'know the idea of personifying a country brings with it a mountain of complicated historical and ethnic baggage, brings into sharp relief the construction of national mythologies as viewed from without and within, raises questions as to what degree a nation can be considered a single entity--hetalia deftly avoids coming under this sort of scrutiny by eclipsing it all with a premise that ensures that the only reasonable response to being told it is simply "IT'S ABOUT FUCKING WHO????"

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it was snowing briefly before which is makin me a little nervous

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ok they didn’t thank god

Looks like shite but I’m proud of it. It says a lot about me I think (no it doesn’t)

WAIT SPEAKING OF PROJECT SEKAI YEETING MY SHIT I HOPE THEY DIDNT REMOVE MY CUSTOM PROFILE

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WAIT SPEAKING OF PROJECT SEKAI YEETING MY SHIT I HOPE THEY DIDNT REMOVE MY CUSTOM PROFILE

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some songs just aren't meant to be played on speakers they need to be heard through headphones. it's called intimacy

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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We need to let adults fight without catching an assault charge...like I'm talking about consensual fighting. Not jumping folks, hiding no weapons none of that. Just going at it in the parking lot

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being inside a slime or some kind of ooze is actually really enriching for adventurers and lets them explore new avenues of self expression so if you want to make an adventurer really happy you can throw them into one of us

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ITS BEEN RAINING ALL DAY LETS GOOOOO

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prussia who loves to flex even the most random bullshit x vene who either is unreasonably amazed by it or doesn’t give a fuck. That’s it that’s the post

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never in my life have I heard someone unironically call Italy hot tf

ppl normally call him cute and pretty, which he is, but lately himas been doing him a lil differently and he’s soooo hot dude. Ppl woulda recognised this sooner if hima wasnt so hellbent on making vene the most submissive man ever (which isn’t in itself bad but. Yk) but oh well better late then never

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my baby’s got a gun