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hey friends what's up

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we're never using people that aren't straight boys for blood sacrifices again 

I demand there be blood. 

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death to all straight boys 

I can agree wholeheartedly. Let’s destroy them. 

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straight boys are the worst let me tell you 

But there’s good reasons for that. 

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and thank god 

I don’t feel the same way about lesbians, because, well. 

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floselit hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet:floselit hat auf...

i may very soon trust me

say the word lesbian three times in the mirror and watch ten straight teenage boys appear out of nowhere 

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floselit hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet:floselit hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet:people...

disgusting

men on the topic of lesbians is the funniest thing i highly recommend bringing it up (unless you're easily offended then maybe don't) 

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floselit hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet:people that ask me if i’d have a threesome with...

ew what why would people ask someone that

men

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people that ask me if i'd have a threesome with them and their girlfriend are on my shit list 

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THE FIRST TIME I GOT HIGH I GOT REALLY INSPIRED AND I WROTE DOWN A BEAUTIFUL SONG AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SO GREAT AND ORIGINAL AND MOVING BUT THEN A FEW DAYS LATER WHEN I WASN’T HIGH I FOUND IT ON MY FLOOR AND REALIZED I HAD JUST WRITTEN DOWN THE LYRICS TO FIREWORK BY KATY PERRY

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what regular stuff. like, filet mignon and escargot or something 

Don’t rush me, besides I have to get regular stuff too. 

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hell yeah hell yeah you better go before it wears off then 

I’ll get your favorite brand, I’m in a generous mood. 

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!!!! chocolate ice cream and cookie dough 

thank you, thank you 

You’re lucky I need to go grocery shopping anyways. Is there anything else you want?

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rnontagnard hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet:rnontagnard hat auf...

Why are you frowning so intensely?

do we have any tea did i drink all the tea can you go to the store <3

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rnontagnard hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet::/

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:/