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Doodle of my waking situation this morning

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let's hear it for the people who have been denied autonomy so long they are now incapable of exercising it. do any beautiful women want to literally own me like a dog.

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it’s my favorite activity actually

Bet you kiss them on the lips.

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I’m a good puppy!!!! I’m so good!!!!! I’m so well behaved and clever and smart and!!!!!!! everyone loves me I love my puppy life woof woof arf!!!!!! :3

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i have two blogs and for some reason people keep following the old one instead of the new one? even tho i’m interacting solely on the new one???

like people i follow with this blog are turning around and following the old blog afterwards (seemingly to make us mutuals) but…. it’s on the wrong blog.

i don’t want to delete the old one but i think im gonna have to

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oh come on

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guys you don't understand i love big buff horses so much

draft horses you are gods most perfectest creations

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If Bluey’s mom works airport security, does that mean there was a Blueyverse 9/11? Do historical figures in our universe have analogs in the Blueyverse? Was Bluey!Obama’s first name Bark?

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peepaw chilchuck

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i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today

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new foodhouse album is soooo gas holy fucking shit

“these days i can’t tell if im a lolcow or a cash cow

but either way i moo and i got all this beef to hash out”

oh yeah i’m listening i’m sat

i’m the most sat a puppy has ever possibly been sat.

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maybe when i look more like a boy i won’t spend so much time staring at all the things wrong with my face and body

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parents be like "my daughter turned out completely fine!!" your son whines like a dog when he jerks off

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I've been accused of thinking men are ontologically evil a couple of times, and to be clear, I would never absolve shitty dudes of responsibility like that. Men who are evil have the opportunity to choose otherwise.

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i am NOT made for this winter chill i was made for being a stoner faggot shoving my tongue down another stoner faggots throat

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me trying not to let the shit break me