hesocrooked
hesocrooked
My cranky cookbook
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I talk so much shit the toilet gets jealous.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
hesocrooked · 5 years ago
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this is the money jessica. reblog in 10 seconds for good luck 
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hesocrooked · 6 years ago
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@grankondspleasurepalace
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snug like a bug in a rug
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hesocrooked · 6 years ago
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hesocrooked · 6 years ago
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Well...shit...
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hesocrooked · 6 years ago
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Ahem the Second sin is - the disappointing ‘Male’ desire demon which looked like Anders with a Bowl Cut...
The only sin of dragón age inquisition is: why they don't fucking allow me to have a Polly relationship with bull and Dorian.
THIS IS CORRECT!
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hesocrooked · 6 years ago
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Tragically Heterosexual...oh my lenta!
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I wanna see pics of the new home sometime soon!
We gotta paint it first! The last owner, the poor guy was tragically heterosexual and decided to paint everything some granny peach color!
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hesocrooked · 6 years ago
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@grankondspleasurepalace Cirina and Guld
when bae is super cute and keeps making you laugh but you remember what he did on april 17th at 3:43pm
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hesocrooked · 6 years ago
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@grankondspleasurepalace Me when I see other ASTs in my party doing a terrible job/overwriting my cards after I play them and shitty tanks...Just my response to XIV raiding in general
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dancer mains when they die in raid in 5.0
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hesocrooked · 6 years ago
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*sheds a single tear thinking about big titty bara boys*
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hesocrooked · 6 years ago
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Hey
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hesocrooked · 6 years ago
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https://www.instagram.com/alexdrastal/
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hesocrooked · 6 years ago
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@grankondspleasurepalace 
the biggest questions detective pikachu answered
no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things
some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.
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hesocrooked · 6 years ago
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hesocrooked · 6 years ago
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you’re damn right we are
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hesocrooked · 6 years ago
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hesocrooked · 6 years ago
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@grankondspleasurepalace
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hesocrooked · 6 years ago
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tops (trying to impregnate their bottom): just keep breedin and breedin and breedin and breediEeeeHn I KNOW I GOTTA KEEP… KEEP ON BREEDIN OOoOOooH YEEAAAAA~~~~~!!!!!!
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