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Most straight dude music: wow girl i love how you have eyes and skin and how you don't think you're pretty please let me hit

Hozier: Let's go into the forest and become crows that feed each other the brightest of red berries also I will eat your pussy so good that the Catholic Church will crumble and fall into dust

Vessel Sleep Token: Tear me apart, drain my blood, then put me back together and set me in your rib cage so I can make a nest next to your heart also I will eat your pussy so good the gods will get jealous and try to kill me for my hubris

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 2.16 "Graveyard Shift"

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where the FUCK did all the froyo places go...

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I hate men. If your first message to me is “nice tits” it immediately pisses me off and makes me want to read you. Sweetie you’re 40 and 5’7, change your tone when you talk to me.

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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

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If I don’t get laid soon my virginity is going to come back.

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“Isn’t it strange to create something that hates you?”

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I can’t understand what makes me such a bad person that someone would want to ask me on a date, only to ghost me 2 days later? Like I know I’m disgusting and nobody wants to willingly date me but fuck, someone please just give me a chance.

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🕯 🕯 🕯

🕯 May you have the 🕯

🕯 absolute thirstiest 🕯

🕯 of thirst dreams of 🕯

🕯 whatever fictional 🕯

🕯 character you’re 🕯

🕯 hyper-fixating on at 🕯

🕯 the moment 🕯

🕯 🕯 🕯

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bimbo? ain’t that the dude from lord of the rings

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Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

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electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

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When am I gonna find someone who wants to make out to Sleep Token :(

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some of y’all bout to be real mad at me. but it must be said. some of the shit u call corny/cringy is actually just genuine/cute/sweet and y’all r just afraid of expressing any type of positive emotion

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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

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