Emily. She/her. MDZS/CQL. Main ships: Wangxian, Chengqing, Xiyao. Sometimes post Stray Kids, hanfu, and other Asian fandom things.
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How to tell if you're in a historical Chinese drama:
(Inspired by this classic!)
Someone offends you unforgivably by calling you by your actual name.
You are preparing for a bloody battle in the rain. Your boots are made of exquisitely embroidered silk duchesse.
Everyone you know is god-tier beautiful. You ignore this.
Significant tea is being poured.
Your soulmate tells you in plain words that they love you. You comically misunderstand what they said, and will keep doing so, because the plot is not over yet.
The only thing more elaborate than the villain's cunning plan is the engineering of your man-bun.
Duels are scored like gymnastics routines. To beat your opponent, try a triple-twisting double tucked salto.
You have been married for thirty years. You have never seen your spouse's wrist.
Sometimes peasants and servants are killed horribly in front of you. It's a normal part of life. The other peasants will presumably take care of the practicalities, such as burial and being upset.
Any injury, including a broken nail, makes you vomit blood.
The year is 400 AD. French tips have been invented.
You're on a moon bridge and you are yearning.
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many great homophones out there. none better than wanton/wonton
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Cnetizens comments on Luigi Mangione
Cnetizens: Oh Gosh He cute
The "it's so cold~~" meme
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Posted a new video in honor of the end of MXTXober and WWX’s bday! 🎃👻🎼
I rant about continuity issues. My camera struggles to focus 😵💫
#mdzs#the untamed#lan wangji#cql#wei wuxian#mdzs fanart#mxtxtober#mo dao zu shi#mo xiang tong xiu#book adaptation#Youtube
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I have released three new prints. This is one of them.
They are all available now: tomgauld.com/shop
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chinese hanfu in huali华丽 or shengui神鬼 style | cr: 云间山泽, 飞光集
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