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All I have to offer is cute cat photos

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Managed to catch Kartoffel yawning and right afterwards. Such a cute spud

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Being watched by the cutest voids

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These are my girls Kartoffel (red collar) and Hime (yellow collar) and they shall be a year old on the 17th of June.

I chose those names because in English they would be potato and princess respectively which would be alliteration with my own name plus German and Japanese were the languages I enjoyed learning the most when I was younger. You'll be glad to know they do live up to their names since Hime is very vocal when she wants something while Kartoffel is just a happy fluff to just have a spot to nap.

It's Show & Tell Time!

What's your pet's name and what inspired that choice? Bonus points if you share a picture of them!

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Saw a sad wet beast at the grocery store today

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The sheer number of kids who are straight up putting their real names and ages and location in their bios like "Natasha | 14 | Minor | New York, NY!" and occasionally putting their actual school or city in their tags just terrifies me like no stop stop stop remove that right now I cannot emphasize how unsafe that is for you I am begging you for your sake remove thst shit right now

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At some point in my life, I would like to be able to have just one day where I don't feel like my bones are trying to burst inside my body.

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At this point, I am sure my bank statement is just going to consist of several pages of the words "Stop buying so much stuff!" since trying to keep track of my purchases is just silly.

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Pretty sure I am not allowed to leave today.

She has been there all day and I cant make her move, I'm not that mean.

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The only issue i have with my light novel and manga collection is that they're never released fast enough since I read so much.

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I dont know what I have done but I think I am in some serious trouble

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I would be slamming that button until it broke. You can't stop me from having the comfort characters I need

Do you push it?

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I cant even take out the recycling, which takes less than 2 minutes, without coming back to one or both of the fluffy overlords giving me an earful for having been outdoors.

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This doesn't surprise me after the past decade of world events.

High chance we are in the evil dimension, guys.