herb-the-hatchetfield-hog-man

[herb-the-hatchetfield-hog-man]

HAVE A GREAT DAAAAY!

*herb yelled happily as they headed out the door*

*Coupons with a deal for a beloved pork restaurant have been put in almost every Hatchetfield mailbox. A deal formulated due to an excess of "pork" in Herb's cold room*

[herb-the-hatchetfield-hog-man]

Heh, thanks kid. See ya round! Come back any time. Door's always open for ya, Remy.

*Herb took the money with a smile. He loved when they came in, it was nice to be real with someone who isn't his brother Harvey*

*Coupons with a deal for a beloved pork restaurant have been put in almost every Hatchetfield mailbox. A deal formulated due to an excess of "pork" in Herb's cold room*

[herb-the-hatchetfield-hog-man]

Just remember the same rules at protesters. No identifying marks showing, no nose showing, don't talk to anyone on the way, ya know.

*Coupons with a deal for a beloved pork restaurant have been put in almost every Hatchetfield mailbox. A deal formulated due to an excess of "pork" in Herb's cold room*

[herb-the-hatchetfield-hog-man]

Hey now, nobody said work WITH CCRP.

*Coupons with a deal for a beloved pork restaurant have been put in almost every Hatchetfield mailbox. A deal formulated due to an excess of "pork" in Herb's cold room*

[herb-the-hatchetfield-hog-man]

Most of the record stuff got destroyed eventually, sad to say. But I hear CCRP has done alot of looking into em so maybe they found something. Its your best bet, really.

*Coupons with a deal for a beloved pork restaurant have been put in almost every Hatchetfield mailbox. A deal formulated due to an excess of "pork" in Herb's cold room*

[herb-the-hatchetfield-hog-man]

Eh? What's up?

*Herb finished up cleaning and leaned on the back wall now as he talked.*

*Coupons with a deal for a beloved pork restaurant have been put in almost every Hatchetfield mailbox. A deal formulated due to an excess of "pork" in Herb's cold room*

[herb-the-hatchetfield-hog-man]

What ANY of us would give to see that book. But yeah, my pop was one of the original church who got killed by them inbred bastards.

*Herb took the plates, cleaning them now as he talked*

*Coupons with a deal for a beloved pork restaurant have been put in almost every Hatchetfield mailbox. A deal formulated due to an excess of "pork" in Herb's cold room*

[herb-the-hatchetfield-hog-man]

Same way ya get a hold of any. He was a member of the Church. Like I am now.

*Coupons with a deal for a beloved pork restaurant have been put in almost every Hatchetfield mailbox. A deal formulated due to an excess of "pork" in Herb's cold room*

[herb-the-hatchetfield-hog-man]

God damn kid, you got some brains on ya! HAHA! Ya sound like my brother, ya know that? He used to tell me that stuff, but I just eat so much, ya know. Its basically ALL I eat, so it fucked me up when I was younger, see. Soooo when I got a bit older, when we summoned Nibblenephim from the spells my grand dad wrote down and hid before, ya know. CHK-!

*Herb drew his thumb across his throat and tilted his head.*

*Coupons with a deal for a beloved pork restaurant have been put in almost every Hatchetfield mailbox. A deal formulated due to an excess of "pork" in Herb's cold room*

[herb-the-hatchetfield-hog-man]

Right? heh... it aint even that hard to work round the health problems! I got my lord to thank for that one though, heh.

*Herb motions to his missing left arm when referring to his deal with Nibbly, what he makes these sacrifices, and that first sacrifice, for in the first place. Flawless health.*

*Coupons with a deal for a beloved pork restaurant have been put in almost every Hatchetfield mailbox. A deal formulated due to an excess of "pork" in Herb's cold room*

[herb-the-hatchetfield-hog-man]

*Meanwhile, at Herb's Hog Haven, it had been a quiet day. Not empty, the store was NEVER empty a whole day. Just, quiet. Only 3 people max in the resturant at any given time that day. For now he was whistling, alone in his shop as he cleaned a drinking glass*

*Coupons with a deal for a beloved pork restaurant have been put in almost every Hatchetfield mailbox. A deal formulated due to an excess of "pork" in Herb's cold room*

[herb-the-hatchetfield-hog-man]

Heh! Suppose it is a bit poetic.

*Herb was staring to clean up the grill and some other things now. Cups, tabletops, utensils. He simply wanted to stay on the move*

*Coupons with a deal for a beloved pork restaurant have been put in almost every Hatchetfield mailbox. A deal formulated due to an excess of "pork" in Herb's cold room*

[herb-the-hatchetfield-hog-man]

PFFT damn straight! Old bittys like that aint worth nothin else!

*Coupons with a deal for a beloved pork restaurant have been put in almost every Hatchetfield mailbox. A deal formulated due to an excess of "pork" in Herb's cold room*

[herb-the-hatchetfield-hog-man]

Yeahh... old hog just waitin' to be slaughtered. Hah!

*Herb was already plating that tenderloin. Setting it in front of them*

*Coupons with a deal for a beloved pork restaurant have been put in almost every Hatchetfield mailbox. A deal formulated due to an excess of "pork" in Herb's cold room*

[herb-the-hatchetfield-hog-man]

Zoey..? PFFT! HAH! Oh LORD are you talkin bout old lady Chambers?? The damn Nantucket Channel lady??? Yeah, she'd actually work GREAT. Old bats got a lot of hate in that weak heart.

*Coupons with a deal for a beloved pork restaurant have been put in almost every Hatchetfield mailbox. A deal formulated due to an excess of "pork" in Herb's cold room*

[herb-the-hatchetfield-hog-man]

Aheh... MAYBE not Charles... But hey, old ladies work great! What kinda old lady we talkin about? Nicey nicey or senile and behind the times?

*Herb tugged his shirt's neck a bit to cool himself, looking away when Charles Coven is mentioned. The 6'6" farm boy didn't normally fear people and repercussions but.... CCRP was a BIT out of his league. at least the higher ups... That didn't stop him from not wanting to say it though, he doesn't wanna seem scared of a twiggy little poindexter.*

*Coupons with a deal for a beloved pork restaurant have been put in almost every Hatchetfield mailbox. A deal formulated due to an excess of "pork" in Herb's cold room*

[herb-the-hatchetfield-hog-man]

Oh? Heh, I can always use more. Who're you thinkin' kid?

*He already started on the tenderloin, and as it cooked, he sharpened one of his knives. It was habit when he was talking about a hog to slaughter.*

*Coupons with a deal for a beloved pork restaurant have been put in almost every Hatchetfield mailbox. A deal formulated due to an excess of "pork" in Herb's cold room*