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help; my weapons are both way younger than me and every time i vague them people give me advice that just Wont work bc a) theyre children and b) theyre elementals who are children

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help; my weapon is the absolute sweetest and everyone thinks i have a crush on them because they make me all heart eyes but i just? love them so much? theyre so good?

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help; my weapon compared me to another meister and now i have to kill that meister bc im jealous???? and insulted

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help; my weapon is a death kid, like an actual native of death city, and i’m still so unused to their sense of humor, i’m so scared that they’ll get mad at me for laughing when they meme about dying but they get annoyed when i don’t??? what the fuck

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wrote a really nice (read:amazing) fic about us but it accentuated how we both view each other as the better partner and im losing my miind i lov emy weapon so much how do i gay?

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help; my weapon is my best friend and i love them?? so much???

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help; my weapon hasn’t stopped quoting the bee movie since they found out i stole their juice pouch and it seems like they’ve got the whole script memorized please please help

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help; my weapon and i both had a bad day today and met up after class only to find that we each were 100% in support mode and i appreciate them so much wow????

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help; my weapon is a self-sacrificing jerk who keeps making me worry about him? at least let me return the favor, jeez,

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help; my weapon won’t stop calling me really cute pet names and everyone back home thinks we’re dating but we’re not she just likes making me smile?

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help; my weapon is so graceful? it’s so hard to fight with them i just get so distracted by how elegant they are?

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help; my weapon is way more punctual than i ever wanted to be... good for her, yeah, but my schedule hasn’t adapted at all

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help; my weapon won’t let me bust out the one-liners i’ve been working on but theyre so good!! :’(

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help; my weapon won't stop making bad jokes and looking at me for a laugh,, he's just not that funny but i laugh anyway? am i enabling his poor sense of humor?

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help; my weapon keeps vaguing me on twitter but everyone thinks he’s talking about a girlfriend? i’m not his girlfriend.

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help; my weapon wants to submit a stage name and their idea of a good name is "Death Kitten Triple X"