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please be patient with me im from the 1900s

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But have you thanked yourself for carrying you this far yet?

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You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

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I'm lesbian

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I think that if you asked Shaggy what his gender was he'd say "you're, like, livin' in a prison of your own creation, man" and then eat a huge sandwich in one bite

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these two months of 2024 have been five years respectively

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there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.

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hand in unlovable hand

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do fish ever get to repent? or are they doomed to swim around forever bearing the sins we have tossed to them to consume over the many years?

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed

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