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If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she'd be a green onion called megan thee scallion

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*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

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"The Flying Duchman" - Seth Armstrong / Chinook Salmon (Oncorhynchus tshawytscha)

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not to victim-blame but WWI could have been avoided if franz ferdinand didnt release a song titled "take me out"

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to the tune of "bitch" by meredith brooks

I'm a marge, I'm a homer,

I'm a bart skipping homework,

I'm a lisa, I'm mag-gie,

I'm the whole simpson family!

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Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

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trying to get my mouse bites prescription filled but it needs prior authorization and my insurance wants me to stay on medicine drug instead UGH

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it’s like 9 inches nothing can convince me otherwise

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Jesus is my best friend and Jeffree Star is my primary care physician

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Dude imagine someone screaming their own name at climax. First middle and last

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man im high af thought house was talkin to a mini wilson

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ARTIST: Trey Abdella

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i love trans women so much

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not my candy ass becoming a crab fisherman