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my housemates girlfriend got him a stuffed animal from a charity shop and i’m not spiritually inclined but it’s so fucking haunted. it keeps moving around my housemates room and i didn’t believe him so i kept it in my room for a few nights and every night without fail my radio would turn randomly on during the night and wake me up. and once i woke up to its head fully turned to look at me when i always place it facing away from me. i keep my door locked too so no one could have moved it. it’s also gone missing.

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every porn ad is always 'hot milfs in your area', 'big boob woman in your city', etc etc, and never 'intelligent minds’ or ‘hot souls in your zone'

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it’s amazing the entire dashboard is just old things. shakespeare. arthuriana. gargantua. the epic of gilgamesh. the brothers karamazov. beowulf. wuthering heights. medieval mystics. dracula novel discourse. lawrence of arabia 1962. al pacino. die girlies auf tumblr are thriving and having a ball going about as if media stopped happening post 2010

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why didnt obi wan introduce anakin to system of a down like my dad did when he sensed a darkness in me. i cant stand catholics

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my tumblr ads are alternating between reminding me i’m a dyke and telling me to fear the space scorpion

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You might think "Philosophy is cool but how does a real person apply any of this to their life" is an epic roast of philosophy but actually that's a whole ass branch of philosophy. The extent of their trickery boggles the mind.

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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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samwise gamgee, on a random tuesday afternoon:

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Happy March 15th to those who celebrate.

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lost my perfect duolingo streak because i had a bad couple seizure and spent two days in hospital and the duolingo owl is being mean to me

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it's not mentioned in the song but in the corner of the piano man bar there is a mouse hole and inside that hole is a smaller replica of the bar staffed and patronized by mice who perfectly mirror all of the characters and they all say squeak us a song you're the piano mouse and mouse what are you doing here while they put cheese in his tiny jar

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what i love abt return of the king & tolkien is he’s not going to let any of the main characters have a bad ending

arwen, who did NOT DIE!!! aragorn who IS DA KING!!!

faramir & eowyn: MAWWAGE!!! MAWWAGE IS WHAT BRINGS DEM TOGETHA TODAY

the elves? looks like you’re going to super heaven

bilbo? fuck it, super heaven

gandalf: super heaven express!!

frodo: next stop, super heaven choo choo 🚂

legolas & gimli: oh no, will the bros be separated?? HAHA no gotcha, they’re both heading straight for super heaven in their little boat !! a win !!!

sam: i guess no super heaven for … wait … NO!! you’re right!! super heaven for you too mr. gamgee!

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In honor of the Ides of March approaching, here’s the trash can I wrote on 2 years ago and only touch up in March

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The amount of random glitter in TOS is not adequately honoured by subsequent Star Trek media and this greatly saddens me.

Why does a medical bandage require glitter? Because space is camp.

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I'm watching star trek on my phone while writing my essay. There's a mature student sat next to me and he is also watching star trek on my phone.

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wlw tumblr post notes simulator

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My uni has changed its default from chrome to edge on their computers. Like its no firefox but at least chrome is useable and organised I feel like I'm having a seizure trying to do my work.