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WHAT

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someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body

me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot

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some dude on tinder probably:

hey! 😄 im a huge nerd that loves game of thrones, cuddling, and cock and ball torture!

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Conflicts in literature: post–post–post modernism

•man vs. gender •man vs. weed •man vs. discourse

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me, drinking orange juice right of the container like the cool older brother on a disney channel show

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Just added “Likes”: an easy way to let people know that you like their posts.

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cowboys are just pirates that are too stupid to go on a boat and pirates are just cowboys that are too stupid to invent a revolver. its equality. i will entertain no further arguments

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Animal Collective- Prospect Hummer

your cat is a friendly brother who’d offer his heart with allegiance and if he could talk we’d be best friends the only friend he has is his food bowl

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i see a komodo dragon and i think, “well that dude fucks”

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Am I a man? Or am I an abomination?

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Spider man needa stop wasting that web string on nonsense and shoot that stuff that up my

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twin peaks…….

THAT BOY ATE DONUTS!

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YOU        CHOICE THE GOOSE

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lead the way grass cowboy

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Let’s cut the military budget or at least use it for something useful like the confiscation of all anime related items

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gamers be playing darked soul