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sorry, I only play video games made by and for a niche group of autistic people
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bro doesn’t even have a certain je ne sais quoi
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"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.
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So i noticed a lot of you are still posting. It seems the blood curse did not operate as intended.
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*kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in*
haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”?
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i wish the period blood came out all at once like a shotgun blast
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hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!
are you thirty? have a sip!
are you hungry? have a spack!
have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.
are you stick? purt your indies!
do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!
are you tired? break your togs!
do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.
are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!
I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)
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I'm told I need an obligatory "not a bot" post so, welcome to that.
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