She/her. I draw and watch cartoons and I WILL shove my love for musicals down your throat. I’m VERY tired. (I’m the one running @ask-azelf-nuzlocke btw)
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filter on ao3 that only shows fic by women in their 40s who has a degree and works an office job and probably leaves authors notes that are like “sorry for the wait on the chapter guys! i had to give birth to my third kid😂”
#shoutout to that one ff writer who wrote about eeveelutions in summer camp before leafeon and glaceon were canon#and came back like ten years later to do an epilogue#I think about them like monthly
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Me: Can I get you anything else?
Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice
Me:
#I’m too autistic to take that shit lol#one time I was working coat check and this old man told me I’d look better if I smiled more#and I jusf rapidfire replied ‘no’#with absolutely no change of expression it was great
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guys. please
#can’t vouch for the other resources but I’m on finch! it’s v cute#you can send good vibes and hugs to your friends and family#I send good mornings and good nights to my parents almost every day#but also no you are not ‘stupid’ for using AI as therapy they are taking advantage of you#I believe it is harmful to use it#like for your psyche or financial/relationship advice#I mourn the loss that brought you here and yaaaay there are better ways to be healthy!
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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared
#hey man I’d want to play the space one after the jungle one too#zorgons are scary but kid brain go brrrr for space#actually my pet theory is that no one has ever died from those games because there’s always been a loophole for other players to win
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Russell Crowe behind the scenes LES MISÉRABLES (2012)
#I have watched all the bluray bonus features and I’m so happy this clip is finally getting the recognition it deserves#couldn’t find a gifset for the life of me in 2014#les mis
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unfortunately i cannot help myself from weighing every movie i've ever seen against shrek 2
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— Fiona Apple
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I distinctly remember ranting on tumblr about a problem in my code like half a year ago and I was frustrated with arrays of strings in c++ and I REMEMBER a furry adding a comment that just said “you could try parsing the string uwu” and I did it and it WORKED and I was so relieved because I had been fighting with it for like a week.
The only problem is I can’t find that post and I think I dreamt it up. I think God came to me in a dream as a furry responding to my tumblr post to help me fix my code. I am going insane why did my brain do this.
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what you have to understand is that burgers are round and in their roundness they create a likeness of the great serpent but also create a circle of salt (there is salt inside a burger) meaning that burgers are a thing of consumption and rebirth, but one that is contained by itself. and through breaking this containment (taking a bite) a truth is released into this world (flavour) and you can lap at the teat of eternal truth (stop being hungry)
#if a burger is a circle of salt can you trap a demon in there#write the right sigil in ketchup and you’re there
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beavers have the lifestyle that most children dream of. dig and travel through underwater canals. dam a river and flood the local woodlands. stomp mud into dam to seal. swim to flooded trees and destroy them. live in a secret hideout with a underwater entrance. full ownership over an engineering project
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your life is not an optimization problem
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a bunch of minority communities have this attitude that goes, like, "those outsiders don't get you like we do. they hate you. we don't hate you. you're one of us. you're safe here, with us." and every time it triggers a virulent antibody response in me. fuck off!! you don't know me!!! and i sure as shit don't feel safe among you lot!!!! it, like, turns a shared oppression into some cult shit and i hate it for that.
#exactly!!!#thats how you get terfs#community yes isolation no#you’re allowed to curate your social circle never forget that
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can you guys watch my normal dog for a second I have to run to the bathroom
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i love when fandoms r based around something that has really simple character designs bc you compare the fanart to the base media and it's like the most extreme case of yassification youve ever seen
#among us#the sliding scale is wonderful#maybe more horrification than yassification but same principle#keeping the babies bean-shaped is such a wonderful touch I love that
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