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40′s slapstick act where a clown creampies someone

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Wendy wu could’ve solo’d thanos

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@ everyone reading this: i hope with all my heart that you heal from whatever is causing you pain right now

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its gonna be unreal funny when absolutely nothing happens tomorrow

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Our gods are not dead.

The old spirits never vanished. They were never driven out mass chritianization. Instead they were masked. They were given cloth and cross and called saints. They took our holy days, our symbols, and gave them a foreign name, a false origin. No, our gods were not killed. Their stories live in the very fabric of our culture, hidden away from their children. So open your eyes, tear away the veil, and behold the old gods.

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God bless you but how are you still here ???

If y'all think Erika Moen’s ability to draw anatomy is good enough for tumblr to recognize it as such you must be looking at a different fucking comic

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Me: I love Smash! It’s such a fun PARTY game! :)

Competitive Smash Player Still Using a Gamecube Controller in 2018:

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truth coming out of her well to shame mankind (tumblr safe version)

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What true love looks like.

OKAY SO I had a coworker who was otherwise a standard clueless Straight White Guy, but this dude loved his wife and he knew her real good. And his wife LOVES shitty grocery store icing. So the first thing she’d always do with any cake is shove her fingers into the corner and scoop off whatever abomination of a flower was on there and eat it off her fingers. SO THIS DUDE GOES TO THE STORE AND HAS THEM MAKE A WHOLE CAKE OUT OF FROSTING Brings it home to his wife for her birthday She shoves her fingers into it and then they just keep going FROSTING ALL THE WAY DOWN He said the look on her face was the best thing he’d ever seen in his life It gives me hope that even a clueless Straight White Guy knew and loved his wife enough to give her the perfect birthday present cake frosting abomination

And I love to imagine the conversation he had to have with the grocery store bakery.

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its 6 am and i should be asleep but please look at this absolute gem i found in youtube comments:

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things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

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I was a little late to the Hozier party. I mean I loved Take Me To Church and I laughed at the dark forest prince memes and I even reblogged them, but I figured it was all kind of a tumblr exaggeration.

Then I listened to his album, wherein he sings about:

decomposing in a field with his love and getting eaten by foxes

being dug out of the dirt by his love, who he implores to kiss him “like real people do”, implying that neither of them are real people

observing the world as an outsider (“happy to lie back, watch it burn and rust; we tried the world, good god it wasn’t for us”)

rising from his grave to crawl home to his love

“the bog man”

and I realized, no, he’s just Like That.

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listen you all can bitch about detective pikachu all you want im just happy it isnt afraid to just have a story set in the pokemon setting that doesnt do the usual thing video game movies do and provide some kind of “explanation” bullshit ie. mario traveling to another dimension where dinosaur people rule or chun-li spending an entire movie learning how to throw a fireball or whatever the FUCK sonic is doing

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Comrades, Henry Scott Tuke 1924.

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you ever see a character design that SO STRONGLY caters to your tastes you just go