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when i took my car to get inspected to see whether it would make one final cross country trip, the mechanic grimaced & said, “i mean….would I let my sister take this vehicle through the Rockies…..?”
I said “how about a complete stranger [me] you have zero emotional investment in” and he brightened up & said “if you’re keen for an adventure!”
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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead
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Listen up metal merchants: here's how to run the basic "substandard copper" con
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