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Improbable Compatibility Store / Patreon

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anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

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one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse

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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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whats some fun activities to do while laying down in bed

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There are ZERO body parts that are inherently bad or dangerous or good or anything. They're body parts, and just neutral. A penis is no more "bad" or "powerful" than a stomach, these are just organs. Kill the Protestant black and white moral compass in your brain.

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being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

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girlhood this girlhood that. woman you are 26

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Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

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The Decameron (2024) | Season 1, Episode 5 “Switcheroo” | Lou Gala as Neifile

“When I saw you... it made me happy to see you happy.”

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The Decameron (2024) | Season 1, Episode 2 “Holiday State of Mind” | Lou Gala as Neifile

“I really am kind of out of my mind, aren't I?” “In a great way that I adore.”

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Love the Decameron girlie who's so Catholic she creeps out the other medieval Italians. Her adoring gay husband just like, my darling, this brunch doesn't deserve to hear about your well time. Your miraculous rescue by the lord's hunkiest angel is as pearls before swine.