hello-paralyzed-world
Football destroying my life
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hello-paralyzed-world · 17 days ago
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bi women dating men are no longer bisexual. they are, by virtue of their partnership, automatically straight
also, single people are all aro. fact. and you’d better be having sex the exact moment you read this or guess what? asexual
better not call yourself a writer if you’re not writing right this second. are you a dancer? better not sit down, or you won’t be a dancer anymore
that’s how this works right
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hello-paralyzed-world · 18 days ago
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painted some doors in my house black awhile back, and they look really nice, but it's the middle of the night and i've just heard the telltale sound of my sister walking face first into a closed door
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hello-paralyzed-world · 19 days ago
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girls go to college to get more knowledge. men go to svalbard to die in the polar night.
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hello-paralyzed-world · 20 days ago
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i’m okay with change and i’m fine if things are no longer the same i embrace change
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hello-paralyzed-world · 21 days ago
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Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing
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hello-paralyzed-world · 22 days ago
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YA books: There are 2 boys, the protagonist girl HAS to date one, but how can she choose? They are so incredibly different in every way!
The boys:
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hello-paralyzed-world · 23 days ago
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hello-paralyzed-world · 24 days ago
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one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse
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hello-paralyzed-world · 25 days ago
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Demonstrating some wushu skills
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hello-paralyzed-world · 26 days ago
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hello-paralyzed-world · 27 days ago
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hello-paralyzed-world · 28 days ago
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never wanted something so badly
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hello-paralyzed-world · 29 days ago
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Here's a comparison video between two pieces of the same cat! I started hand embroidery at the beginning of 2023, and seeing them side by side is my favorite. Enjoy!
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hello-paralyzed-world · 1 month ago
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hello-paralyzed-world · 1 month ago
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Baby’s gonna be AFAB (Assigned Finland at Birth)
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hello-paralyzed-world · 1 month ago
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hello-paralyzed-world · 1 month ago
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