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I Love It When A Plan Comes Together
I Love It When A Plan Comes Together
Entering creative zone. Just realized that I was unconsciously creating a cycle of stories, all related to a novel that I wrote back in 2015 and is still-unpublished. Yeah. I know. I can’t believe it, either.
So, now, in addition to the third Jessica book (look, I promise, sometime before I’m dead….) I am also developing Thirty-Eight Locke’s Point Road and The Mirror of… Well, something or…
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I Love It When A Plan Comes Together
I Love It When A Plan Comes Together
Entering creative zone. Just realized that I was unconsciously creating a cycle of stories, all related to a novel that I wrote back in 2015 and is still-unpublished. Yeah. I know. I can’t believe it, either.
So, now, in addition to the third Jessica book (look, I promise, sometime before I’m dead….) I am also developing Thirty-Eight Locke’s Point Road and The Mirror of… Well, something or…
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Pending Nuptials - The One Post You're Not Going To Want To Miss
Pending Nuptials – The One Post You’re Not Going To Want To Miss
If you read this post, please spread the news — the dude behind your favourite dilettante is getting hitched. And to this smokin’ hot Betty: Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. You figure I just found this picture on the internet, and, because she absolutely SCREAMS Helena, you think this is just another strange twist on the…
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Pending Nuptials - The One Post You're Not Going To Want To Miss
Pending Nuptials – The One Post You’re Not Going To Want To Miss
If you read this post, please spread the news — the dude behind your favourite dilettante is getting hitched. And to this smokin’ hot Betty: Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. You figure I just found this picture on the internet, and, because she absolutely SCREAMS Helena, you think this is just another strange twist on the…
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How I Feel Today
My doctor suspects that I am actually bipolar.
Makes sense. Last night I was feeling well, having real conversations with a couple of friends, feeling good about myself as a human being. This morning, however, I feel burnt out. I feel exhausted and empty. I feel like all the things I used to feed the fire are gone, and now the fire is almost out.
I need fuel. If you have any, please send it my…
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How I Feel Today
My doctor suspects that I am actually bipolar.
Makes sense. Last night I was feeling well, having real conversations with a couple of friends, feeling good about myself as a human being. This morning, however, I feel burnt out. I feel exhausted and empty. I feel like all the things I used to feed the fire are gone, and now the fire is almost out.
I need fuel. If you have any, please send it my…
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Write Club - A Human Dilettante's Manifesto
Write Club – A Human Dilettante’s Manifesto
As some of you may already know, Fight Club is one of my favourite movies. Yes, yes, I know it’s full of toxic masculinity — that’s kind of the point, actually — but it’s also about a common dissatisfaction with where society has gone. It is ecclesiastical, even, when it comes to its treatment of materialism, sex, commerce and the…
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Write Club - A Human Dilettante's Manifesto
Write Club – A Human Dilettante’s Manifesto
As some of you may already know, Fight Club is one of my favourite movies. Yes, yes, I know it’s full of toxic masculinity — that’s kind of the point, actually — but it’s also about a common dissatisfaction with where society has gone. It is ecclesiastical, even, when it comes to its treatment of materialism, sex, commerce and the…
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Thrusdays
You read that right. ‘Tis Thrusday. You know — one of those days when you stumble out of bed and you can’t even pronounce the word “Thursday” correctly.
You should never have coffee of any sort at 9 pm unless you are trying to stay up.
So, have a great Thrusday.
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Thrusdays
You read that right. ‘Tis Thrusday. You know — one of those days when you stumble out of bed and you can’t even pronounce the word “Thursday” correctly.
You should never have coffee of any sort at 9 pm unless you are trying to stay up.
So, have a great Thrusday.
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Of Tattoos and Twin Peaks and Fashionable Facial Hair
Of Tattoos and Twin Peaks and Fashionable Facial Hair
I know you’ve all been waiting with bated breath for an update on my comings and goings, so at long last your wait is over. I’m just that interesting, I know. It’s a curse, but one I bear for you, dear readers. I’d love to tell you that I’m wrapping up book three of the Jessica trilogy, but the truth is, it remains akin to an unfinished quilt. It’s not like it’s just bare bones, but there are…
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#1001 things to do with cheez whiz in zero gravity#A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks Hey buddy what&039;s with the long face and the horse replies I have AIDS#all the dinosaurs are dead and while you may have had time to cope with that I&039;m still processing#bearded dragon ladies#bearded dragons#clearly I don&039;t understand how tagging works#David Bowie and James Earl Jones walk into a bar#drag queens#Dungeons and Dragons#hard-core pornography sells but witty repartee can suck a dick#Hark The Herald Dana Sings#It Came Upon A Dana Clear#Johnny Cash flipping the bird is never inappropriate#Shogun Tattoos#Stephen King didn&039;t write this#tattoos#Twin Peaks#We Wish You a Merry Dana-Mas#Your mother flipping the bird may get you in trouble
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Of Tattoos and Twin Peaks and Fashionable Facial Hair
Of Tattoos and Twin Peaks and Fashionable Facial Hair
I know you’ve all been waiting with bated breath for an update on my comings and goings, so at long last your wait is over. I’m just that interesting, I know. It’s a curse, but one I bear for you, dear readers. I’d love to tell you that I’m wrapping up book three of the Jessica trilogy, but the truth is, it remains akin to an unfinished quilt. It’s not like it’s just bare bones, but there are…
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#1001 things to do with cheez whiz in zero gravity#A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks Hey buddy what&039;s with the long face and the horse replies I have AIDS#all the dinosaurs are dead and while you may have had time to cope with that I&039;m still processing#bearded dragon ladies#bearded dragons#clearly I don&039;t understand how tagging works#David Bowie and James Earl Jones walk into a bar#drag queens#Dungeons and Dragons#hard-core pornography sells but witty repartee can suck a dick#Hark The Herald Dana Sings#It Came Upon A Dana Clear#Johnny Cash flipping the bird is never inappropriate#Shogun Tattoos#Stephen King didn&039;t write this#tattoos#Twin Peaks#We Wish You a Merry Dana-Mas#Your mother flipping the bird may get you in trouble
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2018 - The Year of the Dilettante
2018 – The Year of the Dilettante
Happy New Year, everyone. 2018 is going to be a big year for me, I know, because of writing projects coming to fruition, other writing projects beginning, as well as some great stuff in my personal life that I may or may not share, we’ll see. I’m back behind the veil of the writer, and so I can share some new things.
Current projects:
Thirty-Eight Locke’s Point Rd: It’s summer of 1997, and…
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2018 - The Year of the Dilettante
2018 – The Year of the Dilettante
Happy New Year, everyone. 2018 is going to be a big year for me, I know, because of writing projects coming to fruition, other writing projects beginning, as well as some great stuff in my personal life that I may or may not share, we’ll see. I’m back behind the veil of the writer, and so I can share some new things. Current projects: Thirty-Eight Locke’s Point Rd: It’s summer of 1997, and…
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Thirty-Eight Locke's Point Road (continued again)
Thirty-Eight Locke’s Point Road (continued again)
Looks like I’m doing this serially, so here’s the next bit. You can find the first bit HERE and the second bit HERE
Will Howard lived next to an honest-to-god lighthouse, and as soon as Jack saw it, he knew he would love the place. Will’s lighthouse was a simple white tower with a black tarpaper roof – the kind you might imagine Rapunzel might have been kept in if she’d been raised a Yankee. The…
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#fiction#fiction is a hard sell unless it comes with a hard cock#horror#Jessica B. Bell#Lovecraftian
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Thirty-Eight Locke's Point Road (continued again)
Thirty-Eight Locke’s Point Road (continued again)
Looks like I’m doing this serially, so here’s the next bit. You can find the first bit HERE and the second bit HERE Will Howard lived next to an honest-to-god lighthouse, and as soon as Jack saw it, he knew he would love the place. Will’s lighthouse was a simple white tower with a black tarpaper roof – the kind you might imagine Rapunzel might have been kept in if she’d been raised a Yankee. The…
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#fiction#fiction is a hard sell unless it comes with a hard cock#horror#Jessica B. Bell#Lovecraftian
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Four Decades of Misanthropy
It’s four in the morning, and I haven’t slept. That’s mania for you. That’s the other side of the Depression See-Saw. Only it’s not a happy mania, it’s torture. I’ve been writing this in my head for the last couple of hours, so I figured I’d get up and write the goddamned thing.
My earliest childhood memory is of cruelty.
I’m not even talking about being abused, but I’ll get to that later. I’m…
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#Bring on those damn dirty apes#Fear leads to anger anger leads to hate hate leads to the Dark Side gee thanks Yoda#I&039;m so glad I&039;m not an American raised in a gun culture or I would have climbed a clock tower fucking ages ago#Maybe nuclear annihilation is what we deserve#misanthropy#This is my life#This is where trenchcoat kids come from#This isn&039;t me in a bad mood#Wanna move to an island with me#You&039;re going to read this and think it&039;s about you
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