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oh that gap in my resume? i was imprisoned by the lizard king for a few years, it was a whole thing. big misunderstanding, completely exonerated. but that ties into the next item on the list, 2 years as consort to the lizard king. that was actually a volunteer situation

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wont stop yelling at me.

i'm in his yelling kitchen. the kitchen where you get yelled at? where this sort of thing transpires

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the summer hikaru died

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Three Men and a Baby (1987) The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)

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what is your holy trinity of fruits

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❝But this Relic Fragment… It's my precious treasure❞

Happy PMD Day!! 🌅🫧💖

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Put me in your shopping cart and take me with you while you buy your groceries.. you dont have to buy me anything i'll just watch. But i wouldnt refuse a snack or a treat...

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Snoopy of the Day

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yuffie + being the #1 cloti shipper

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homestuck people- i need your help

does anyone have that old post with a john/dave msparp log that was like dave trying to tell john he’s in love with him and it ended with something like:

dave: i’m in love with you john egbert

john: yeah! see? exactly like that. if you tell them like that and they still don’t get it, they’re just too dumb for you dave.

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Hotdog thief 🌭

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the fact that this cutie patootie becomes this hunk within the span of ~5 years makes me believe that puberty hit Angeal like a fucking 18 wheeler. And I'm willing to incorporate that into my headcanons

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Been so focused on Twiyor lately that I almost forgot about this particular development

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he stumbles into these fleeting instances of cuntiness with the clumsiness & naïveté of a newborn foal

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Superman cast share their hopes for their characters' future