heistlovers
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heistlovers · 2 years ago
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they made brad pitt wear the most whore like suits in ocean's eleven I approve
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heistlovers · 3 years ago
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Ocean’s 2
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heistlovers · 3 years ago
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found an ocean’s eleven dvd in the charity shop oh my god !
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heistlovers · 3 years ago
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early 90s ocean's movie about their first job together with this danny and this rusty. discuss
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heistlovers · 3 years ago
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fellas is it gay to not show much interest in women and be super bored at the straight strip club but be Very interested in ur bestie/partner in crime/fiancee who just got out of jail and is looking at you like he wants to fuck you over the poker table youre currently scamming people at (and youre both boys)
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heistlovers · 3 years ago
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JOHNNY DEPP in A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET ( 1984 ) dir WES CRAVEN
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BRAD PITT as RUSTY RYAN in OCEAN'S 11 (2001) #2
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heistlovers · 3 years ago
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heistlovers · 3 years ago
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they're gay Your Honour
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heistlovers · 3 years ago
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I would like to introduce you to this here picture:
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The Family Christmas Card Vibes are making me lose my mIND.
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heistlovers · 3 years ago
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Brad Pitt as Rusty Ryan in Oceans Eleven (2001)
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heistlovers · 3 years ago
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heistlovers · 3 years ago
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black turtleneck danny ocean made me question my Very stable Very heterosexual heterosexuality (2/?)
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heistlovers · 3 years ago
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rewatching the ocean's trilogy atm as i am wont to do when im going thru it and a lil detail i LOVE is how the group learns chinese for yen and it's all completely in the background. in ocean's 11 only rusty can understand him, in ocean's 12 they mostly still need yen to speak slowly but do understand him, and at the end they're actively conversing with him in chinese. i LOVE it. soderbergh king of subtle character writing
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heistlovers · 3 years ago
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danny sneaking by rusty while rusty misses it completely remains my favorite sight gag of this franchise
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heistlovers · 3 years ago
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Rusty keeps stealing rings. More than that, he keeps stealing rings for - well, not for him. He knows his own size, and a lifetime of picking pockets and sizing up for resale? It gets you pretty damn good at knowing without looking exactly what it is you're holding. But he keeps taking them, though he doesn't have any use for them, and he keeps hold of them, too. Could sell them, he supposes; should sell them. Should melt them the fuck down and make them into solid gold dollars just to throw them away on some other goddamn scheme at the hands of Danny goddamn Ocean-
And yeah, okay, maybe Russ has a problem. Maybe he's in a, a, destructive pattern or whatever the hell it is his therapist called it before he decided to burn that ID and move on. Hell, maybe he's just stocking up for the day he finally runs. Diamonds are a girl's best friend, after all.
But when Danny grabs his hand and hauls him up the ladder, grinning like the cat who fucked the cream, Russ feels the day's rings burning a hole in his pocket. And maybe, maybe he knows damn well exactly what finger they'll fit.
Another day, maybe, he'll cash in.
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