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Trying to prove a point to my mom, reblog if you have accidentally tasted soap, and are not a bot.

tagging some people

@the-taggerrr @literal-trans-beans @perch-the-cat

Also you CANNOT spam, because that will ruin it /srs

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🅱✌

Love that.

@pens-n-pixels @ddddd-notpixels @lazy-brown

tag game!

Your last emojis are your gender

🇺🇲👍

Uh

@erikaskblog @fymo-blogs

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Do you have a job?

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Did you ever have a crush on a Scooby Doo character?

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Have you actually met and talked with a jewish person in real life? (as in physically been in the same room and had a conversation with someone you knew was jewish)

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i think one thing that will really invariably get me to click out of a fic immediately, if i even get as far as opening it in the first place, is He Would Not Fucking Say That’s hornier cousin “he would not fucking fuck that hard or that prolifically”. like when regardless of canon personality a character enters the bedroom and immediately becomes this almost christian grey parody ultra suave dom with dubious bdsm practices and it’s like. i’m very sorry but i truly hand on heart do not think he knows how to use his dick like that

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Kedi (2016) 

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Part of my brain that makes me not do socially inappropriate things: don’t walk across the break room like David Byrne in the music video for once in a lifetime

My body and soul:

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BITCH WE OUT HERE TAKIN OUR

M E D S

AND DRINKIN THAT UHHHH

W A T E R

Still havent showered but bitch

WE’LL GET THERE

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‪When a scary game tells you to adjust the brightness scale so the logo is barely visible‬

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Unknown number: *calls me*

Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that

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i’m like if a writer did not write and did other things instead

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What do your guys’ phone cases look like? Describe them and add your sign in the tags

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Hey, I wanna talk about how we do fandom! I've come to realize that I, personally, tend to differ from many others in that I highly prefer to only engage with a text as it's written, so I don't tend to really like fanon/extremely ooc characterizations and I find it hard to get invested in ships that aren't canon. My way of doing fandom isn't better or worse than anyone else's, but I am curious about how much of a minority I'm in! So:

*We've all seen ships of characters not from the same media and stuff like shipping the concept of ennui with the color blue, okay, I'm asking what you, personally, find compelling!

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𝔑𝔬𝔰𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔲 (յգշշ) 𝔇𝔦𝔯. 𝔉. 𝔚. 𝔐𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔲