A Queer Disaster who just wants some fucking bread. Mac|Early 20s|Any pronouns inc. Neos.
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Gunsparce...
#Oh no they've gone evil!#this is still funny to me#pokemon#dunsparce#funnies#kept queue waiting huh?#clearing out my likes#gun tw
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The feeling of bringing your TV’s remote into a different room with you is indescribable.
#it doesn't belong there#like why is mans in the kitchen?#it's so abnormal#funnies#kept queue waiting huh?#clearing out my likes
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a Fool: hyenas are ugly
me: okay, but
#they're so cute!#even when in the 'ugly' faces they're adorable#giggle puppies#hyenas#animals#kept queue waiting huh?#clearing out my likes
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#cute!!!#so small and fluff and :V#i love their little mouf#just going :v#love them#cats#cute shit#gif warning#kept queue waiting huh?#clearing out my likes#for happiness
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Reblog if you respect fanfiction writers and believe a fandom would be nothing without them.
#i am giving every of age fanfic author a kiss on the lips#and every minor fanfic author a tight hug#i love all fic authors you are amazing#no matter what you write i love and respect you#kept queue waiting huh?#clearing out my likes
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Eating slime mold by MaximumMoustache
#let her live#she wanted a light snack and human interest is of no concern#snails#slugs#slug tw#videos#animals#kept queue waiting huh?#clearing out my likes
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ok this is “earring magic ken” who was introduced in 1992 (and discontinued shortly thereafter)
basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didn’t think ken was “cool” enough
SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which, at the time, were mostly hosted & attended by gay men. so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit, mesh shirt & all
this doll became the best selling ken doll in history, mostly because gay men bought it in droves. (many of them said his necklace was supposed to be a cockring) but mattel and a number of parents weren’t very amused and discontinued the doll
#i was talking about gayboy Ken just yesterday with my brothers!#I love him and wish I had one#ken dolls#barbie dolls#gay history#lgbt#clearing out my likes#kept queue waiting huh?
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me asking my friends to beta my writing
#I love writing garbitch#self indulgent garbage is one way i can be happy and i love that#i apologise only because it's obviously self indulgent and masturbatory#funnies#writing stuff#kept queue waiting huh?#clearing out my likes
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#You really can't#she never misses#i love snakes#funnies#kept queue waiting huh?#clearing out my likes
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Video: Butterfly takes over Koala Joey’s Photoshoot
#oh wow#i love the third one#this is the shit you see in classic disney movies#i love this#koalas#butterfly#animals#for happiness#gif warning#kept queue waiting huh?#clearing out my likes
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↳hands in art
William-Adolphe Bouguereau | Edouard Bisson | François Boucher | Franz Xaver Winterhalter | Guerin Pierre Narcisse
#dude these are peak#such beautiful detail#I need to go back to the art gallery because I love these sorts of small details and can and will stare at them for hours#aesthetics#art#kept queue waiting huh?#clearing out my likes
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hmmm
#Two types of soggy puppy!#i love them so much#they look so curious#otters#seals#animals#cute shit#kept queue waiting huh?#clearing out my likes
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okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong
#shrek is one of the most beautiful series of all time#I don't even care#like yea shrek 3 is mid but it's still beautiful#shrek 2#movies#gif warning#for happiness#kept queue waiting huh?#clearing out my likes
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#a friend that is also a hat!! :3#cute shit#for happiness#fish#animals#kept queue waiting huh?#clearing out my likes
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#I love these three#they're so hot and badass and I desire them all carnally#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#padme amidala#pretty people#star wars#movies#unf#kept queue waiting huh?#clearing out my likes
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A gifset wouldn’t do justice for this work of art.
#fuck it up robotnik!#i love that#cunty as hell and he serves#love him#robotnik#videos#Mario#video games#kept queue waiting huh?#clearing out my likes
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when you go back to daydreaming after having been interrupted and your brain does a previously on of your fantasy
#I hate that#i just want to live in the daydream until it's over yk?#because my vacant dumbass just can't find the place after that#kept queue waiting huh?#clearing out my likes
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