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Relationships are really complicated, but it's okay.

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Early bird? Night Owl?

No I’m a tired bitch

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I just want to make people happy goddamnit

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LOOK AT THIS STOCK PHOTO I FOUND

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y’all need therapy. not girlfriends

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I don’t know how I didn’t figure this out but now that I have I don’t know what to do with this information

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She’s beautiful

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this dumb website is in need of some love, so reblog this if you like the person you reblogged it from!!!

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just in case nobody told you today:

you are beautiful

you are strong

your dick is huge

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IGNORE AT UR OWN RISK………… this is the only April fools that matters

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F u c k yeah I got zero too sksk

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

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Kirby kinda cute tho

God I move on from guy crushes so quickly, often makes me wonder if I am truly a lesbian indeed and not pan. But then I look at that pretentious little shit in my English class and I’m like fuck he’s cute and I’m back on my bullshit again

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I just wanna make sure nobody forgets that this exists and it is awesome.

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this is ruining my fucking life

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You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.

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Know their names and their stories.