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Updated gojeous girly

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Welp any other edgy bastards out there?

this is a checkpoint, please stop and collect your factory assigned gender, thanks!

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God I really want to get into clock building as a hobby but I just

Can't

Make

The

Time

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Sometimes good posts are made by annoying people so I’ll help out

These are Safe Shorts. They were made by Sandra Seilz after someone attempted to rape her. If the fabric is torn, an alarm will be sounded.

This is the Rape-aXe, invented by a South African doctor by the name of  Sonnet Ehlers. After interviewing a rape victim who wished she had teeth down there, she made this. If someone’s penis is inserted and pulled back out, the teeth will sink in, and can only be removed by a doctor.

The Killer Tampon (couldn’t find a site for it), made by retired anaesthetist Jaap Haumann. When penetration takes place, the sharp end will slice the offending appendage.

The Anti-Rape Belt (also couldn’t find a site), made by a group of Swedish teenagers led by Nadja Björk. It requires two hands to undo.

Anti-Rape Underwear/Bra (once again), as made by a group of Indian students. Will deliver an electric shock when met with unwanted advances, as well as sounding an alarm.

Undercover Colours. Made by 4 male undergraduates at North Carolina U, they change colours when in contact with chemicals or drugs that cause unconsciousness. Used in case you’re wary that your drink has been roofied.

These are just tools to help, but in addition to being mindful of your situations and staying safe, they can help when the worst happens.

Stay safe.

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To fight the challenges of the day, I must defeat the demon at the gate

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I was gonna but then you told me, now I'm not gonna >:(

I am staying hydrated, are You staying hydrated?

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Reblog this and tag some people you really, truly, wholeheartedly love. Make someone’s day!

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@ every lovely person reading this!

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Oh shit okay

thanks google drive for finally listening to me and just deleting everhthing.

Not like I want to keep some of those memories anyway

you're an electronic mind reader my dude

thank you

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Good drive: hey buddy... pal... look, just buy more space, it'll be great, I promise

Me: no thanks, I just want to delete some stuff, I don't need this picture of my foot from 5 years...

Google drive: *visibly shaking*

Me: ...ago

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Google drive: *scrapes up literally every possibly piece of information from my phone and backs it up* owh no, yuw're out of space ó3ò doo yuw want to buy moah space..? Ó///Ò

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*pat*

Also best not to pet sharks without gloves. Their skin can really tear up ours with lots of petting.

yeah, this is what sharkskin looks like under a microscope:

it’s covered with tiny interlocking teeth that form a one-way-only surface! petting a shark the wrong way will literally make you bleed, which is still never a thing you want to do if you are in the water with a shark.

(yes, those are literally teeth-sharks ended up evolving a skin covering completely separate from the scales that bony fish ran with and they did it by mutating the teeth out of their fucking mouths and over their entire surface area)

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I was at work today at the hotel, and I couLD NOT FIND THIS D*RN ROOM aNyWhErE

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Shark looks slippy sloop i have to test

Also best not to pet sharks without gloves. Their skin can really tear up ours with lots of petting.

yeah, this is what sharkskin looks like under a microscope:

it’s covered with tiny interlocking teeth that form a one-way-only surface! petting a shark the wrong way will literally make you bleed, which is still never a thing you want to do if you are in the water with a shark.

(yes, those are literally teeth-sharks ended up evolving a skin covering completely separate from the scales that bony fish ran with and they did it by mutating the teeth out of their fucking mouths and over their entire surface area)

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(via https://youtube.com/watch?v=fSlxUVRvCQA&feature=share)

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I just learned that some websites use cookies to adjust prices. That is, if you visit a certain website a lot the price will increase.

You can tell if that’s the case by checking the same web page on a different browser if you have a different number of stored cookies for that site. I checked something on Chegg and it was $14.95 on Chrome, $19.95 on Firefox, and $16.95 on Safari.

The fix? Clear your cookies for that website.

Reblog, save a wallet.

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Dude I'mma have kne banger of a moving vlog when I'm done