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That wasn’t me trust

Licks you

pretty sure ik who u are pal (friend)

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Also i think im a yumeshipper now??

Yeah 007n7 is my husband

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I keep forgetting tumblr exists anyways

Hello tumblr nation

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regretevator is getting a cafe in the lobby!

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YES I GOT HYPERFAXATED ON FORESAKEN AND NOW I CNA’T STOP PLAYING ADOPT AND RAISE A VUTE FORESAKEN BABY WITH MY FRIENDAND I KEEP DROWNING MAFIASO BABY

Drowning mafiaso baby

"What."

(HELP MAFIOSO FFROM FORSAKEN/DREAM GAME???)

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YESS IM HEAVENLY JACKSON NOW AHAHAHAHAH

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@lamperts-rokea I don’t think you’ve read the lore for uhm other Lampert… unless you checked the blog and clicked on the link but ehhh

Haha lore drop about @unlitten-lamp-au if my YouTube viewers are traumatized you will too!!!! Yippe!!!!!

CW: child abuse

So mark was manipulated into marriage with wallter (bad guy in this story btw) and one day they were on vacation in Sweden and wanted a lamp so they went to ikea and found lampert (full Nam lampert lampshade lmao) and they adopted him because mark wanted him but wallter DID NOT want lampert at all so what does he do like any bad father does? ABUSE HIM!!! :D so he threw glass plates at lampert (which broke his lampshade) poured hot soup on him and much more!!!!! (I haven’t rlly thought of anything else) and so one day when lampert was like 8 he heard something going on in their room (mark and wallters) and saw I dunno mark getting abused haven’t rlly decided yet but wallter noticed him tied his arms together and dragged him to the basement and just let him starve for a day!!!! Then he came back hung lampert on the wall and broke his leg and beat him (with a metal bat) until he was unconscious so mark heard all of this and decided to check to see what was going on and he saw lampert unconscious (not dead) and he panicked he ran away from wallter and lived with Kazper and his dad since lampert didn’t wanna leave Kazper anyways he’s been living with them for 10 years now so yeah :333 sorry for traumatizing you 🫶🫶🫶

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I dunno but I heard the sound in my dream

I had a dream just now that I sent an ask to you saying “Lampert my stomach keeps rumbling like an iPhone that is surrounded by stuff” and it actually was

"what's an iPhone..?"

"also, is your stomach okay?"

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@lamperts-rokea hey

👾: hey guys! I got me and Kazper an apartment for Valentines!

💡: mhm (he doesn’t realize he needs to work in order to get money but his dad is builderman so..)

👾: anyways! We’re buying furniture does anyone have any recommendations for places to buy furniture like a couch or something?? :3

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Hi unlitten lamp fans Heres a new strawpage

Bigger and better! LIKE MY FAT COCK /j

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I FEEL LIKE IM GONNANTRHOW UP

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Yeah no he’s not the brightest light

Okay so a lot of these are still true some of them aren’t…..

He doesn’t make Dino masks even though that would be fun as hell

He doesn’t have a pet chinchilla anymore I’m trying to find a different pet for him

He doesn’t take testosterone that was just a thing to justify his leg problems but I’ll do like research on like things that could make him handicapped because I’m still sticking with that but just ignore he’s standing in every ask

INGORE THE PLAP PLAP ONE THAT WAS SOEMTHING……

But yeah a lot of these are still true so yes he’s choked on a Lego before

Also kazper has ate a cigarette before that’s canon

Wait he's so baby though??!!! I love it! Very original

Kaz ate a what now

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What it’s like being my kinnies

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ME TOOO!!! I did it as an anon his name is rabies @rabies-an0n

Wth who are you i only found you from that Lampert ask blog

im bee :3

i js found the blog one day and after a bit of lurking and stalkin ( and a whole lot of anxiety bc im a little BITCH ) i babbled smthn and then went 2 proceed 2 go nuts and bully that poor lamp :3c

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Btw that myth I met hasn’t been online in a long time

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Just so you know there’s an order with the songs

His LOVEEEEE lalalalla

Uhm somgs he relates to I think

SOMGS he likes yeah it’s song he likes

What if I sent ooc a Lampert Spotify playlist from my old headcanons

Stares at you

You should

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WHAAAAT

This is why I buy private severs

seal,dD SLEAKSKD SLEALALSSA

"oh, I played that game once!"

"... people were being inappropriate. So I left immediately."

"still, cool concept."