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Oscar Wilde, from a letter featured in The Selected Letters of Oscar Wilde
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it's really funny that one of my mutuals follows me both here and on my sideblog. like i really wonder if they suspect it's me on that other blog
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wait did i ever reply to that ask about wtf 9front is??? i can't remember now
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sometimes using nixos feels like microdosing gentoo
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Do you actually have any experience in poisons irl
no sadly
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She doesn't even comprehend the idea of credit card debt
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there are many robotgirls on this website who would enjoy being wrench attacked by a hot programmer
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Still unsure about bottom surgery but if i ever do you can bet imma be inviting everyone over to break it in
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It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years
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coffeezilla having a crashout and making a "crime is legal" tshirt might be the most on-the-nose sign of the times in recent memory
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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.
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javascript's async keyword is probably the worst thing that ever happened to my code quality
#coding#programming#javascript#all of my javascript is now a puzzle of how to make the entire codebase run at the same time#yes i know it uses task switching#i just like the vibe of running many things at once
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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.
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that "dont worry kitten/ okay♥️ yay♥️" meme did horrible things to my self preservation skills
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