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me looking at old pics of myself: i dont know her

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Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

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i let jack watch wrestling & since then hes been RKOing anyone and everyone 

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yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are

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Watch: ‘Hamilton’ star Leslie Odom Jr. breaks down the truth about diversity on Broadway

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person: the original song is always better than the cover

me: 

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dicks out for newpussycat

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literally every song in hamilton be like

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i did this instead of work.mp3

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Aleks has a new intro guys 

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Companies don’t want to be associated with serial sexual predators – that’s why they’re fleeing Fox News. 

Your efforts matter. Onward!

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I don’t know what to say.

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*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*

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i hate it when people are men

a second grader wrote this for homework

granted she meant to write “mean”, but give it a couple of years

(via loryisunabletosupinate)

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