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it was supposed to be two weeks off of school but for some reason i watched a wolfstar tiktok and now it’s three years later and i run a tumblr about harry potters dead dad, dead mom, his dead Godfather, his dead teacher, his dads dead boyfriend who’s also the Godfathers brother, that guys best friend and his boyfriend, a random girl who was mentioned one time in the series because “she was killed two weeks after this was taken”, her girlfriend, luna lovegoods mom, and the guy who betrayed them all

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i watch those silly romance movies thinking it may finally make me feel content but every time, the gaping hole inside me just becomes bigger and bigger.

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Happy Eras Tour Announcement!! Manifesting tickets for all of u <3

for now, enjoy this drawing of lover taylor :)

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averygrayson > averyjameson but grayson < jameson

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ok u guys have convinced me, grayson is a better match for avery than jameson

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Here’s a Marlene Mckinnon I drew 😌 Her skin was supposed to be lighter but i wanted to make it look like she was in the dark but that kinda backfired. She’s still goddamn gorgeous either way so enjoy

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if i don’t talk to myself who will

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Golden Trio Headcannons:

Ron was the one who taught Harry how to tie his shoe laces, after he noticed Harry tucked his laces into his shoes. "No-one ever cared enough to teach me..." "I care enough."

Both Ron and Harry were with Hermione when she started her period for the first time. "I'm...BLEEDING" "Calm down, it's your period, its just the shock of it, My sister got hers last year." "should I get Mcgonagall-"

Ron is the only one of the 3 who regularly goes to breakfast, he tends to pack toast in his bag to give to Harry and Hermione because sometimes they forget or they just don't bother and IT WORRIES HIM-

Harry and Hermione have the same favourite book as a child. Matilda, both relate to the book in very different ways. "It just gave me hope, really, she discovered her magic and found someone who loved her." "Harry, you also found people who love you" "I know"

Harry memorised how ron and Hermione drink their tea. Ron dash of milk, lots of sugar. Hermione, lots of milk, 1 sugar. He makes the best cups of tea. "It's really a ghastly amount of Sugar Ron-" "Your tea is literally whiter than me, don't judge"

Ron bakes treacle tart and jam tarts for Harry and Hermiones birthdays.

Harry and Hermione were once mistaken for siblings, and neither of them corrected the person. "Yeah, she's my older sister" ron would never forget the smiles on their faces. Everytime Hermione would go back to that Cafe, they would always ask about her younger brother.

Hermione was also the first person to hug Harry since he was placed with the Dursleys when he was 1. Ron was the second person to hug him.

Harry used to leave change around Rons room when he knew he was a few sickles short of something he knew Ron wanted. Because Ron would never accept money from Harry. Ron never found out, but Hermione saw him do it one day. "Your secret is safe with me"

Ron and Hermione are the Godparents to Harry and Ginny's children. And vice Versa. (Exept Lily Luna, whose God Parents are Neville and Luna)

Harry has a photo album filled with photos of him and his friends, that made in 2nd year, that album starts with him and ron and hermione, and ends with him and his family together.

It was actually Hermione who taught Harry how to tie his tie for school, and she wouldn't let him get on the boat without "being in proper uniform. Just because your the boy who lived doesn't mean you can just not tie your tie."

Harry and Ron were eachothers best men.

Ron and Hermione sometimes purposely walk slowly, when Harry finally starts to open up, so that he has more time to talk and won't close back up when they near where they're going.

Harry and Ron carrying some of hermiones work for her in lessons they share, because "Mione, you'll break your back carrying all that?!?!" "Yeah Ron's right- why the fuck do you have so much paper?!?!" "Parchment" "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT HERMIONE-"

Harry and hermione sharing their favourite muggle treats with ron "Mars bars mine" "I've always loved strawberry laces myself!!" And Ron sharing his favourite wizard treats with them.

Harry teaching Ron how to cook the muggle way and Ron teaching Harry how to cook the magic way. (Hermione was banned from the kitchen after she got frustrated with the spells and just decided to leave the boys to it as they actually enjoyed it) "I mean, you cooked for us during the hunt, the least we can do is cook for you now!" "You don't have to be good at everything, babe!!" "FINE-"

Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione make sure too meet up for lunch at least twice a week, as they have busy lives now and they want to make that effort too see eachother. They've only missed around 15 of these, either because of honeymoons, child birth, Harry being "INJURED WHAT THE FUCK MATE DID YOU DO?!" "He was stabbed" "LIGHTLY stabbed" "YOU BLOODY PASSED OUT FROM BLOOD LOSS-" "eh" "EH?!?!?"

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oftentimes i think to myself "oh that would be a good fanfic" "i should write fanfiction" and other bullshit like that but then i remember i have the attention span of a goldfish, the writing of a fifth grader, the perfectionism of idk i can't think of an example, and the constant need for validation.

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you do know that when jewish and romani people say “never forget” we mean “learn about the holocaust so you can recognize the warning signs of facism and genocide” not “repeatedly bring up the holocaust whenever anything bad happens and exploit our pain and trauma to make people care about your cause” and when we say “never again” we mean “take action to prevent any stage of genocide on any scale by any means, hold collaborators responsible and don’t be complicit” not “only care about genocide when it’s too late”, right? or did you think it was just a fun catchphrase?

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Reading a whole book in one day isn't a flex all the times I read entire books in one sitting I definitely wasn't doing ok

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Here’s the most iconic Hermione scene, Yule Ball Hermione!

Drawn by yours truly 😘

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Here’s a DTIYS i joined of Luna and Ginny

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Here are all 4 of the marauders drawings in one post! I have an instagram account with the same handle as my tumblr, @hcneyypuff you wud like to support!

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friendly reminder that sirius was brave enough to leave, but regulus was brave enough to stay

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Dating Remus Lupin would Include:

Okay so obviously Remus is smitten and overprotective and it’s adorable.

Sirius and James would like to tease you.

Peter would adore you strictly because you’re a pretty girl offering to spend your time helping him with his homework.

You and Remus like to cuddle on the couches in the common room and read books together.

You and Remus spend the train ride to school whisper talking about your summers with your faces close together and you usually fall asleep on the train like that.

Remus and you doing homework together and switching essays when you’re done to check for spelling errors.

Snape doesn’t like you. He makes it obvious that he doesn’t like you.

Once you bumped into him and he dropped his homework and freaked out on you.

He yelled at you and called you very offensive names.

The Marauders came to your rescue. It was sweet.

James and Sirius pulled out their wands, super ready to hex him while Peter waited as potential backup and Remus held you in his arms protectively.

You tried smoking once cause Sirius and James do it and Remus does it when he’s stressed and you don’t wanna be left out but you end up hacking up a storm afterwards and they laugh which makes you upset so every time after that when someone brings it up you blame Sirius and James claiming that they peer pressured you.

Remus and you sit together in basically every class but don’t really pay attention to each other while the class is going on. You’re both being nerds and taking notes not to be disturbed by even the most important of friends.

Sometimes you link your ankles together under the table but other wise you’re not paying the other any mind.

Remus and you are cuddling on his bed, your face in his neck while his arm in around your shoulder, a book in his hands while you’re nodding off to sleep. Sirius walks in on you:

Sirius: "oh my Merlin, my virgin eyes!”

Remus: "We're both fully clothed... (Y/n)’s asleep... and I have a book in my hands. What on earth do you think is going on?"

Sirius: "I don't know your fetishes."

You’re all hanging out one night and there's firewhiskey (because you know they probably have a never ending supply because well... James and Sirius) and Sirius or James offers some to you but Remus is like "you don't have to drink it if you don't want to" and for like two seconds you’re like "you know what why not" and you take like one sip and are like "h*ll no" and start coughing aggressively.

James and Sirius laugh but not in a mean way, Peter is freaking out thinking you’re dying, and Remus freaks out at first, but once he realizes you’re good he thinks its cute.

You don’t play Quidditch but you get really into it (like face paint and team color clothes).

You always tried to get Remus to dress up with you, but the best you can ever get out of him is a Gryffindor scarf, but one day when he is asleep you and the Marauders paint “Potter” on his cheeks.

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