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halseysnaps | 8.7.16

[hbuashley]

Halsey for Rolling Stone

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* ･ ☾ ✰˙ ❛ imessage; ashley bieber 💜

justin: ur love n affection

justin: thats why u said in an interview once that u didn't even listen to my music that much tho right ? #exposed

justin: amigo ami compadre amie compain

justin: u should've, i would've liked that reply more. ah so tour's going good then right ? waiting for sel to come nbd and then i got a show tonight in buffalo but other than i'm chilling

ashley: ask me again tomorrow

ashley: i suddenly gtg...

ashley: look at u with ur fancy languages and shit. how much of that did you use google translate for

ashley: ok rude ??? ya it's real good i can't believe this is like. the end almost om g . sel......ena??? ok what is happening

[hbuashley]

You just want to see me friendless. Not very nice of you. 

Just let them learn the hard way. Get more laughs out of it. 

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What if that scares people away though? I’d like people to get to know me and at least like my personality before they realize they basically set themselves up for many trips to the hospital. 

Right on your forehead, that way everyone gets a warning. 

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You all are and so am I, which could be why I like you all. Birds of a feather flock together and all that. Just replace the pyro with some water, at least you won’t hurt yourself as bad if you find yourself stuck in it like Michael did with the fire. Well you can’t make me wear it. In fact, I refuse to wear it. 

Yes, yes he is. But so am I, that was way too scary of a situation for my liking. No more pyro for 5SOS, that’s for damn sure. Hey, just extra precaution.

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* ･ ☾ ✰˙ ❛ imessage; ashley bieber 💜

justin: bABY

justin: i mean.. the only person i trust w/ all this personal shit and who's got my back regardless

justin: my best friend buddy pal

justin: what's up ? i miss you :))

ashley: what do u want

ashley: always gotta stand by my fave obvi

ashley: use another synonym for friend i dare you

ashley: i wish i could say i was up to something interesting but i'm literally laying in my bunk as the bus drives to arizona tbh. what's up with u i miss u too where are u

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It happened on stage so pretty much everyone saw, but it was alright. They pulled me back and took a look at it and all is well. I’ve just got a little bandage and I need to remind myself I’m not indestructible while I’m performing and soon enough I’ll be okay. Honestly, if I could give you all the cool points I would, but you’re already overflowing with them anyway, so. 

Okay, darling you have to tell me how the hell you managed to do that. Were you at least off stage or did it happen right on the stage? I think we all know what would be worse. At the very least I feel like I need to tell you that you’re just dedicated to your work. I may just want those cool points but I’m quite sure I have some. At least I hope I do.

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It honestly just comes down to be acting like an idiot on stage when I shouldn’t be, really. I need to stop, but once I get going it’s hard to. I’ve already had a few people tell me they’re going to wrap me up in it and I honestly don’t think it’s a horrible idea. 

What do you do that causes you to get so many injuries? Maybe we should just wrap you up in some bubble wrap so you can’t injure yourself anymore. 

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Nah, not really, but if you want her number I can give it to you. I need to get her off my back anyway. Good thing my whip and nae nae are both weak as fuck so I’ll save myself the embarrassment and extra pain by not doing that. Silver? Gross. Do blue. I want blue dicks all over my cast. 

who’s karma? is she cute, even though she sounds like she’s your bitch? i’m kidding. it’s sympathy, yeah. y'know, i figured you were gonna go out but let me just say, it’s hard to whip and nae nae with a fucked up foot. what color do you want my masterpiece to be? i was thinking silver brings out the hairs, like grandpa dicks are cool too.

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It’s nothing too crazy. I was just being acting like an idiot, as I usually do on stage, and suddenly my foot was fucked up. It all happened very quickly, I couldn’t even tell you what caused it if I wanted to, so I guess it’s time I surrender myself to the bubble wrap. 

Honestly? Are you for real? Ashley how did you even do that? I wouldn’t quite blame your clumsiness on this because I seriously need the story behind this before I completely judge you. This is my only rule. It’s either i find out or stick you in bubble warp for the rest of your life.

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I mean, I’d absolutely love to do it and go out there no matter what. It would take a lot to actually put me out of a show, but my manager probably wouldn’t be so happy about it. Hopefully I can put an end to these habits of mine before I do end up in a full body cast, though. As dedicated as I may be, thinking of the pain alone hurts too much. 

It’s probably the clumsy part when you actually fall and hurt yourself because there’s really no other explanation for that.. but the fact that you’d still go out on stage, even if you were in a full body cast, is definitely the dedication to your work and your fans. Which is an admirable quality to have. I’m sure everyone at that concert would appreciate the fact that your so stubborn to cancel a show. 

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In what fucked up world is it okay to deduct points from the person giving them out? And more importantly, who let you take these points away, because it certainly wasn’t me. But to answer your question, I was on stage when it happened. I was just on stage, fucking around, doing my thing –– then suddenly I wasn’t. 

Did you injure yourself on stage or off? My answer will depend on yours for this. If you damaged yourself for the cause when performing, then I’d choose the option that makes you look better, but if it happened while you weren’t, I’ve gotta deduct some of those cool points from you. That’s just how the game goes.