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Are you seriously under the impression that you are in a television series? I'm afraid this is real, neonate. The sooner you get used to that, the better. Then again, a rather tame delusion for one of the Cassandras...

Yes, I am stuck in the television show Seattle’s Shadows. It’s the same world as the show, but it’s several years into the future of it (since the show ended in ‘03). It’s been about six months since I woke up in it….

My current theory is that I was specifically put in this world due to my nursing abilities. That if I help enough people, I can get out!

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Yea but thats how u find the ring I think hes probably wearing it

He’s wearing a ring? I’ve never met the prince and don’t know much about ‘em. But it’s good to know that he’s a ring kinda guy!

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You should kill your prince i hear he drops loot

What? This is a TV show, not a video game

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Your scourge is your mechanic 😭

Yes, it’s usually quiet around these parts, so she hasn’t needed to do much of her duties. However, this last week has caused her to be more active…..

Plus, she seems to really enjoy it!

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Who is bethany

The scourge of the city, member of my clan, and local mechanic

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Hopefully Bethany isn’t mad that I won’t be able to pickup my jambulance from the shop at the agreed time….

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The activity comes and goes. I would be more active, but I am currently trapped in a dream world

Is vampblr still active? Asking for a friend

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Sometimes people are hypocrites and get mad at you for doing what they did….

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That is true…

Omg, @thesweetfang, I found a way to access a tumblr through the dream world!

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This is Hazel! How else would I know about the plan for Paul?

Omg, @thesweetfang, I found a way to access a tumblr through the dream world!

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Sometimes I wonder why we haven’t started malkavian movies and mimosas mondays. We could watch Goncharov all together…..

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Omg, @thesweetfang, I found a way to access a tumblr through the dream world!

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Hey guys, I might be out for awhile. I pissed off the wrong person and might get stuck in the dream world for awhile

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Omg, you’re the one who killed off Mike the Taxi Driver?!

heads up @hazelwouldnt.... couple scripts for my "seattle's shadows" eps are headed your way 😉 couldnt tell you what yera i wrote em but internet says "saturn's mistress" was in season 5, and "house of the fallen moon" was in season 7.... anyway they should be to you in a couple days!! enjoy!!

ooc: please note that "Saturn's Mistress" (a one-off episode about a dancer who cuts off pieces of her body [which grow back] who owes a debt to some suspiciously Giovanni-like vampires) and "House of the Fallen Moon" (an episode where a fan-favorite side character is killed off for no apparent reason) are widely considered two of the worst episodes of Seattle's Shadows 🤣

saul was just in it for the money, so he didn't give two fucks about canon or continuity. the result was a couple of filler/"breather" episodes that are weird and esoteric and definitely more pervy than the average episode. they are disconnected from any overarching plot or storyline and feature some infamously out-of-character behavior.

HOWEVER!!! i think if hazel were to watch them again now that she's a malkavian, she might find herself noticing details and messages she never noticed before (because saul's creativity is greatly influenced by his connection to the malkavian madness network)

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If y’all are curious, I do have a living Google Docs that has all of the current Seattle’s Shadows world building.

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I remember when Seattle’s Shadows first came out when I was 13. It was late at night when I snuck into the living room to watch the first episode.

Can’t believe it’s been over twenty years since it ended…

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Hello! This is a side blog for me to RP my malkavian from a campaign I am currently in. Her name is Hazel and she thinks being embraced is actually her being isekaied into her favorite show (Seattle’s Shadows).

Seattle’s Shadows is a made up TV show that I am currently world building. The best way to describe it is a mix of Buffy and TVD with dashes of WWDITS. Feel free to add on to the lore I currently have. I also have a google docs that has all the current lore.

Just a heads up Hazel may talk about graphic information (as she is a vampire and a nurse). She may talk about her divorce (which features an ex who wanted a trad wife). Family drama and trauma may also arise (her dad sided with her ex and wants her to be a wife).

Please sent in asks/comment/reblog! Anything you do say to her will be canon to our campaign (and will influence some of her decisions). I’m a big fan of outside influences, so feel free to give her some information (or misinformation)!

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