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there is nobody in this world who knows me like you do (despairingly)

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patchy i LOVE you

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revive??? BABY WE'RE THRIVING

i neeed to REVIVE the nevermor fandom……

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church is very weepy today.

don't get me wrong, i am as well, but that might be because i was sick in the bowl the babies get christened in after i ate four and half loaves of bread yesterday

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oooh my fucking GOD!!!!! screaming crying throwing up

My art for @hazel-not-wong s beautiful mermaid AU. I had a blast painting this

ah. tumblr nuked the quality again. alr.

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me. i am the tragic event. if you see a black-haired woman torturing a blond man mind your fucking business

do we think blond men are born evil or does some tragic event occur with all of them in their formative years

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happy good friday

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was it casual when your the only person who can remember me like breathing in a world where my family have to take lessons on how to not forget me

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i pity whatever fool falls for his traps and dates him

mildmay

Squall talks about being a Wundersmith like he's in a toxic relationship with Wunder

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when i die my body will be dumped into the same casket as henry. his body will be incorrupt, so we can start the horrid journey of our bodies decomposing together. of course, our souls are already rotten beyond repair

When I die I want Henry Mildmay to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time

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hey, don't cry. silverborn less then twenty days, okay?

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once when i was babysitting i'm 100% sure the kid licked me in his sleep and muttered 'chocolate...'. i almost dropped him because i was so fucking flabbergasted

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blonde men are evil and naturally corrupt. they need an even more evil black haired woman to heal. or get worse. really depends on what they want.

just when you think youre cured. here comes the Blond Man again

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Is your username a reference to Hazel Wong from murder most unladylike?

yesss lmao!!!! so many more people are getting the reference and i love it. my online name is hazel and i thought i was so funny when i made it

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my tummy also hurts :( so much :(

I'm having a good time :)

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"the average wundersmith is a psychopathic murderer” factoid is actually just a statistical error. the average wundersmith is relatively normal, if not for a few eccentric quirks. ezra squall, the evilest man who ever lived who massacred his only friends and routinely terrorizes nevermoor is an outlier adn shouldn’t have been counted.

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autistic!henry but his special interest is maps/selling children

henry my precious homosexual *cups his cheek and cradles his hand* i know your toxic 300 year old ghost mass-murder boyfriend dumped you but human trafficking won't impress him