hazel-not-wong

[hazel-not-wong]

wild how mary is literally a middle eastern jewish teen and y’all still out here sculpting her like she’s starring in a victorian christmas card. call me woke but she didn’t survive roman occupation just for nativity makers to turn her into a cottagecore influencer.

[hazel-not-wong]

rip morrigan crow you would have loved alice in wonderland and the wizard of oz

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oh noooo... i wonder what's going to happen to wolfram... 🤫🤫🤫

[hazel-not-wong]

do you. do you think anah is a mandated reporter?

[hazel-not-wong]

me when i remember that morrigan's mother is literally nothing more then corvus' dead wife and morrigan's mother. we know NOTHING about her, from what she looked like to her interests. not even her first name OR her maiden name. her portrait hangs in the back of the hall of dead CROWS. she is probably buried near her husbands family instead of her own. morrigan doesn't know about her mother or her side of the family. her husband gets to live a life after her as a successful politician, a happy husband and a proud father, while she will always be remembered as his first wife who failed to give him a son and instead gave birth to a cursed daughter, and who died quickly after.

[hazel-not-wong]

i don't care who you are, if you say Character can't have an eating disorder because they don't 'look like they do', there is nobody, and i mean nobody in this world that hates you more then i do. sleep with both eyes open so i can gouge them out.

[hazel-not-wong]

rip morrigan you would have loved watching ballet

[hazel-not-wong]

i love it when children have power in a piece of media. like what do you mean this is king reginald charlton wimbledon cavendish vii. he had his tutor beheaded the other day because he didn't want to do his latin homework. we're going to war with the neighboring country next week because he pissed of the queen after calling her a poohead. oh btw we're going to have to reschedule that meeting with the war advisers because it's an hour after is 8:00 bedtime. his parents? dead, don't worry about it.

[hazel-not-wong]

writing a fic about ivy but i physically can't bring myself to be mean to a pregnant woman like holy fuck mog can you just be a little nicer to her so i can write this fic in PEACE ffs

[hazel-not-wong]

please lin-manuel miranda i'll stop throwing darts at the picture of you that the theatre department hung in the girl's changing rooms if you write the songs for the nevermoor musical. i might even take down your hole-riddled face. please.

[hazel-not-wong]

MORRIGAN HEADCANONS

morrigan's left-handed, but was horribly abused trained out of it

she's an incredible swimmer, with breaststroke being her best (therefore, the broad shoulders)

she often communicates with the dead, and one time dragged oscar wilde into lit class her to prove that dorian gray and basil hallward were NOT just 'best friends'. he was not happy.

she can shadow travel and mirror hop, although anah has banned her from doing both because it causes AWFUL nosebleeds.

she shadow travels and mirror hops anyway.

no matter what baz says, and even though her legs are short, she is still an accomplished ballet dancer. her grandmother insisted on it.

just ignore the fact that her father was also trained it. she never wants to see her father in tights again.

she actually has very childish tastes in books - alice in wonderland, the wind in the willows, peter pan and the secret garden

[hazel-not-wong]

my favourite thing is to give morrigan older half-siblings from her mother's side because. why not?

[hazel-not-wong]

you know a country has really messed up when the fictional leader of the most powerful republic in history—a genocidal murderer and war criminal, —would probably look at it and think:

"wow, they've managed to turn it into a left vs. right battle instead of rich vs. poor. that's genius. maybe i should try that—right after i finish committing biochemical warfare, systematically killing my own citizens, and forcefully taking over neighboring states."

[hazel-not-wong]

rip maud lowry you would have loved modern day america

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for every fucked up morally grey character in nevermoor there will be an obsessed teenage girl enthusiast

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me after realising that the horrible, gut-wrenching scene about religion and catholic guilt i just wrote that makes me so upset that just reading it makes me sick probably upsets me so much because. it happened to me??? and i forgot??? and wrote it??? for a fanfic???

[hazel-not-wong]

rip morrigan crow you would have loved catholic guilt