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my luminous mama

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turned 37 today 👍 i was going to take some pictures outside to celebrate it but i literally haven't seen a single wild pokémon like all of today. even in the wild grass. is there like a meeting they scheduled that i don't know about

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Well their ability isn't called smooth skin, is it now?

Are sharpedo smooth or rough? discuss

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PSA: GUYS DON'T THROW YOUR GRASS TYPES INTO VOLCANOES. I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE DO THIS AND THIS IS A MASSIVE PROBLEM WHICH IS WHY I'M MAKING THIS POST.

ALL OTHER POKEMON TYPES ARE FINE THOUGH.

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Legendary Pokémon that are bugs:

Giratina. Six legs, wings, mandibles

Regirock. Segmented carapace.

The cosmog line. Has a pupal stage

Cresselia. I can't explain this one though

Arceus. Every type

Zekrom. Just trust me on this I'm part of its court

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I love that tera shards are genuinely edible because people are so weirded out by people eating them DESPITE THEM BEING EDIBLE

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Y’all I cant with this man someone help him

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you would not believe your ass

if ten million feebas

broke in your house as you tried to sleep

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Can't believe people don't believe in the multiverse in 2024.

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Let's all be honest with each other, those "accidental evolutions" people post online are almost always fake

"omg I was visiting a friend and they had some evolution stones and my eevee touched one while I wasn't looking?!?! anyways ermmm, I have a jolteon now 😳" You and I both know that didn't fucking happen.

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Someone just pronounced the "th" in Hoothoot what the fuck

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I want to use dreameater to KO the sleeping pokemon. But I can't do that.

Because of woke.

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i thought ozzie was a professor but it turns out ozzie is a sizzlipede

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Ancient Storyteller: I have created this legend to warn people away from awakening the slumbering old god, for if they do so there shall be dire consequences.

Evil Team Leaders: At last I have awakened the slumbering old god from the popular myth 'Don't awaken the slumbering old god!'

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I always forget that they can do this...