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kissing my cousin makes me happy, so i don’t care what you think
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Okay so this may seem crazy but this weekend my cousin will call her Lila (fake name), said very loudly “i hate black friday shopping because it means you have to see all the poor people” So in retaliation in the middle of the mall I pulled out my gun (legal in my state) and made her give me all her $. Then i said “go join the poor people fugly bitch,” as i was walking away everyone begun clapping!
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anyone have any NA dystopian book suggestions?
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no mom i won’t stop shipping greg and tom
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“you‘re so quiet” baby i’m not even here. i’m fantasizing about a book i read weeks ago. move on.
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