hattrick336
hattrick336
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hattrick336 · 4 days ago
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“Fuck, baby,” he groaned, sounding like someone punched him right in the gut. Nina laughed a bit.
“You alright down there?”
“Yeah, just trying to not embarrass myself.”
Nina made a dismissive noise. Sam looked up and quirked a brow.
“I’ve been dreaming of this since that last conversation. I imagined you ruined on my tongue so many times it’s been carved into my brain. But seeing this,” he leaned forward and gave her cunt a reverent kiss, startling a squeak out of her, “is better than any fantasy.” He looked up again with a wicked smirk.
“And we both know how filthy of an imagination I have, baby.”
-Snippet 2 of my upcoming dark romance book, Fright Night Fever!
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hattrick336 · 13 days ago
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Nina finds him seated at their table and smiles, her dark hair flowing freely, white sweater and jeans hugging each set of curves that took turns haunting Sam’s dreams.
She waves, hazel eyes sparkling.
Oh, who is he kidding? He’s fucked.
-Snippet from my debut dark romance novel, Fright Night Fever!
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hattrick336 · 1 month ago
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My Lights Out Fic!
Hello everyone! So I just finished Lights Out and noticed there was not a lot of fics on AO3 for it. Naturally, the gerbils in my brain gave me an idea to help remedy that.
Enjoy!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65646364
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hattrick336 · 2 months ago
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Damocles
Okay so, the song "Damocles" by Sleep Token has been stuck in my brain for days and I stg every time I hear the chorus I think of Neal at the end of the series.
When the river runs dry and the curtain is called How will I know if I can't see the bottom? Come up for air and choke on it all No one else knows that I've got a problem What if I can't get up and stand tall? What if the diamond days are all gone And who will I be when thе empire falls? Wake up alonе and I'll be forgotten
Please someone make an edit or I fear for my sanity.
As you were.
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hattrick336 · 3 months ago
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More of Sunlight!
Friends! Here is Chapter 2 of Betray the moon as acolyte/On first and fierce affirming sight (Of sunlight, sunlight, sunlight)! Thank you @cloud-003 for giving me a reason to add to this, you're amazing! Enjoy!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63698941/chapters/164279107
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hattrick336 · 4 months ago
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New Onyx Storm Fic!
Hello everyone! So the gerbils in my brain decided to combine my theory and @iheardyourprayer amazing theory regarding our boi Xaden into this. Enjoy!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63698941
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hattrick336 · 4 months ago
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YES
xaden is too much of a diva to be a lieutenant or even a duke. my man deserves to run the aretia community theater like it’s the navy.
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hattrick336 · 4 months ago
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Wild Onyx Storm Theory
SPOILERS BELOW THIS POINT
Okay so, I have been seeing two major theories re. Lynx and him being a shadow wielder. While I do love the idea that he is actually a mimic and his signet just copied Xaden's cause he was using it at the time, I will admit to leaning more towards the idea that Lynx IS the new shadow wielder because Xaden is going to get a new signet once he is cured.
And I have a pretty solid guess of what it could be:
Heliomancy or Sunlight manipulation.
Here me out:
Xaden's eyes- His eyes are very well noted to be onyx, but we do have those iconic golden flecks, like sunlight peeking through the dark. They turn amber after he becomes venin, but it still works as it could be reflective of a setting sun.
Xaden's character shift- Signets are noted to be based on need/personality. When he first bonded Sygael, Xaden was guarded and mistrustful (rightly so). He needed to keep his secrets and know who to trust. But that has changed because of Violet. By falling for Violet, Xaden has learned to be more open, at least with her. He has also learned to trust others as he trusts Violet's friends (a big example is Ridoc in OS when he agreed to his terms to keep his venin secret; Xaden back in FW would have a million arguments against that ultimatum). Even if it is just with her, Xaden has learned to open himself up, to be vulnerable, to rely on more than just a select few. Ergo, his new signet would need to reflect that change. It would also still fit the more deadly aspects of him since the Sun can LITERALLY burn everything to a crisp and we have seen Xaden go scorched earth for Violet before (rescuing her from Basgiath in IF being a big example).
Xaden's emotional freeze/self worth issues- OS established that Xaden feels his emotions icing over, using a lot of freezing and cold wording to describe him in those moments of apathy. Unconsciously, Xaden would likely not want to feel that way ever again, resulting in a sun signet since, you know, warmth. In a similar vein, Xaden has felt throughout OS that he is now tainted/too dark to be with Violet. Imagine the emotional beat that would happen if Xaden developed a signet that was pure light? Devastating but so healing.
Match Violet's/Six most powerful- We obviously know Xaden, no matter what, will be counted as one of the big six that OS mentioned. We have Violet, Lynx, and Garrick as shoo-ins with Bodhi and Aaric as potential candidates as well. Having a sun-based signet would let Xaden fit into that easily as A. it would be another offensive signet versus the three more defense-based ones and B. fit as it would be a spectrum with Lynx being absolute darkness and Violet being a bridge. It would also let Xaden and Violet still be mirrors/compliments like he is as a shadow wielder since it would be a stormy/sunny day reflection and allow both to draw from the sky over the Earth.
Irony- Sygael's name means "shadow" so it'd be a nice bit of irony that Xaden's new signet is the antithesis of that.
I know this is probably very out there, but I just thought this was a fun theory and gives me some hope for our boy.
What are your thoughts?
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hattrick336 · 5 months ago
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New Oneshot!
Hello everyone! I just posted a cute Fourth Wing oneshot, A Rainy Reprieve! I hope you enjoy and Happy Valentines Day!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63070822
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hattrick336 · 5 months ago
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New Oneshot!
My new Suits one-shot, which is connected to my WCfic, is up! Enjoy!
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hattrick336 · 6 months ago
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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god
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hattrick336 · 6 months ago
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THIS, THIS IS SO TRUE
Xaden Riorson’s actions in Fourth Wing and Iron Flame both make more sense and become infinitely funnier when you remember that the man is 22-23 years old.
This man is AT BEST a first year grad student trying to finish compulsory military service in an active war zone while running the family business (ruling a legit kingdom) and taking on extracurriculars (leading a rebellion) as side hustles. On top of that there’s a literal plague of evil descending, institutional racism is against him, and his Situationship (calling Violet that cuz a lot happens there over two books and I’m trying to cover all the relationship levels) never seems to settle out for more than a month at a time.
Like, of course the decision making is not always on point. The man doesn’t even have a fully developed pre-frontal cortex yet and he hasn’t slept the recommended amount in 6 years.
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hattrick336 · 6 months ago
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When I say I would froth at the mouth if that is in the revival I need yall to know I mean it.
Neal in oversized cable knit sweaters
I just think he'd be cute in them
Idk if he'd actually wear them though
I like to think that he becomes more comfortable being more comfortable around his people post-series, including his clothes. Still dressing to the nines a lot of the time, but if he's chilling at home, or out to dinner or whatever low-key thing, he's in comfy clothes
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hattrick336 · 6 months ago
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Final Chapter!
The final chapter of my WC fic is up! Enjoy and thank you!
Sneak Peek:
“Where are we going?” 
Neal smiles at the giggle in Morgan’s voice. When he stopped her after work, asking her to trust him much like she did him for his birthday, Morgan had been skeptical but still put her hand in his. 
Neal is still baffled by how much trust she places in him. 
The weather was cooperating thankfully. Though it was a chilly early December evening, the sky was clear, a few stars defying all the light pollution to blink down at them. 
Neal glances down at his anklet. It was still green but he’d have to be quick. The marshals were getting a bit suspicious with all the late investigations he and Peter were supposedly doing. 
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hattrick336 · 7 months ago
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New Chapter Up!
Chapter 42 of my WC fic is up! Enjoy!
Sneak Peek:
“Neal……” 
“It’s not what you think.” 
“There are only so many reasons to stop by a place like this on our lunch break.” 
“Exactly, more than one. Don’t worry, Peter, I know what I’m doing.” 
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hattrick336 · 7 months ago
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As a countdown to Onyx Storm’s release date, I’ve decided to post my favorite quotes, one per day, in no particular order.
Mrs. Yarros loves a good dick joke and I’m here for it.
I’m expecting many more in 39 days time, ma’am.
That hilt is eight inches—” “Seven,” Dain corrects. “Imagine a man actually shortening a girl’s estimate,” Maren teases.
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hattrick336 · 7 months ago
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New Chapter Up!
Chapter 41 of my WC fic is up! Enjoy!
Sneak Peek:
“He lives!” 
Neal let a smile play on his lips as Peter greets him with that, a feigned look of shock and relief on his face. 
“Ha ha, Peter, very funny,” Neal says, unable to stop grinning. Peter just claps him on the shoulder. 
“So, clearly it went well.” 
“It did,” Neal replied, thinking not only of the dinner and drinks but afterword.....
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